Last night I said to the missus, "Here, put this nurses' uniform on" She said "Ooh, you fancy a bit of role play then ?" " No" I replied, "We need a loaf of bread !"
A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass. He says: “So what’s bothering you?” She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?” "Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.”
