Coronavirus

I had a mini once that ended up in the local park lake.

The ****er kept chugging on until it was up to the roof line.

 

Those old SJ410's were as light as a feather and had a soft top too, so after we'd rolled it down the grass bank and into the lake, the ****er just sat there bobbing around like a cork.

Went back a couple of hours later and thankfully the **** had rolled over and sunk.

 

Anyone heard more about this lockdown of London?

Perhaps all public transport halted and cars banned from the road except for essential travel.

 

So only people who own cars have essential travel needs?

 

Turned out to be several tube stations being closed and night buses are being stopped

 

What would you know about travel needs, you only left your attic 10 months ago

 

Over 20 off now...think some maybe taking the piss.

We've even had people from other depots in today to help us.

I'm buckled, Worked the heaviest grid today, enough for 4 people, but no, they are short, so put 2 of us on...

This may not sound much, but 1800 cases of bananas, at 18kg, between 2 people, in 3 hours ffs.

I'm. either gonna be the fittest 51 year old in the world, or very dead at this rate. And it won't be from this ****ing virus.

 

That's 12.5 bananas per second per person*.

We thank you for your service - make sure you tell your mates to keep the bog roll flowing as well.

* Assuming an average weight per banana of 120g

 

Ok, by this logic, we should all be blamed for the atrocities the British empire did over the years.... if we’re going to blame some one in the party now, due to what his predecessors undertook.

 

Yeah that analogy would work if this current British government was part of the old empire and supported all of the nasty **** they did.

 

Pretty sure Rees-Mogg was a slave trader circa 1730.

 

Lockdown everywhere by Friday is the "rumour".

 

Ok, so we added time into it, and I haven’t seen Boris support everything his predecessors did, other than probably congratulating May just out of politeness.

I’m no fan of Boris but the assumptions on what he’s doing and hasn’t said is amusing to say the least.

 

Mate, the absolute worst that can happen if they **** your credit rating, is you might have to go off the High Street to get credit for a while.

Take it from one who knows, a bad credit rating is no problem when it comes to obtaining credit. Mine was ****ed, completely, didn’t see how I’d ever get out from under, but I did and now I get deluged with offers of cheap credit.

The whole concept of your Credit Rating is just a con, frankly. And for someone like you who probably has a proven record of financial responsibility (I’m guessing you do?) you really have nothing to worry about in that score.

Concentrate on the good work you are doing in your community.

 

Only Boris had a key role in the previous Govt. the idea that the 10 years of Tory rule prior to him becoming leader somehow having nothing to do with either him or the Tories is absolutely laughable.

 

Fk u bog rollers...u won't beat me

 

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/10999/boris_johnson/uxbridge_and_south_ruislip/votes

Boris didn't think May was horrible enough.

Anyway not a politics thread so not gonna go any further with this

 

So which party would be doing better than them right now? If you answer anyone, then you’re incorrect as all politicians are out for themselves. They are all bad as each other.

 

Go back to bed mate, you’re having a ****ing mare here.