Coronavirus

I enjoyed the program this morning about people who want to start a new life in Australia, I’m not sure what it’s called

 

My brother has text to say he quite possibly has it and is now self isolating. No official test offered when he rung 111 as he apparently is low risk?

 

This is a wind yeah ??

 

Too simple that mate !

 

Am hoping my school will be classed as for vulnerable children and stay open.
The idea that these kids and families will cope with no support and stuck in a house or flat (most don't have a garden) until September is awful.

Cos these kids have mental health issues we have to prepare them gor big changes...this will tip some of them over the edge.

One of the parents rang us up this morning crying cos her 8 year ASD kid is being violent at home and scaring his little sister...we drew up a plan for her to help at home but without our support it may simply get worse.

Sorry to be so miserable but only the teenbeast is at home and I don't wanna stress her with this stuff so you bunch of retrobates get it

As a side issue...WTF is up with me?
Praying not to be off work on full pay til September...these little ****ers have made me go soft in the head

I know we all bitch at each other on here (mainly cos you're assholes) but I hope you and yours come out of this safely

 

It’s bonkers tbh. I read about a COVID-19 lead consultant and his radiographer wife, who were having to self isolate for 2 weeks, as one of their kids had showed symptoms. They have not been tested so they have to stay away from work.

 

Ouch.

 

Home and Away

 

Ever seen that Hitchcock film, "Strangers on a train"?
Two guys meet on a train and one of them suggests killing eachothers enemies (ex wife and mother iirc).
So I was thinking I could kill your aunt...I don't need anyone killing but feel like the ****er deserves to die and it would be a better use of my time than killing the next **** who barges me out of the way as they rush to the empty pasta isle in the co op!

(Guess who has had a sciatica episode for the last 9 daysand has had to stop taking co cocodemole as I have reached the safe limit )

 

Why?

 

Nothing to do with Coronavirus. He just hates Tobes.

 

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Got a call from my employer this afternoon.
I've been on leave for a week and a half, back in tomorrow.
They wanted to know if I had an underlying health condition.
They are sending people who have an underlying health condition home to self isolate for 12 weeks on full pay.

 

When does Derren Brown jump out and announce the whole coronavirus story was a prank?

TBF production values have gone up hugely this season

 

So long as Pool win the league though

let’s not forget

 

Unfortunately not.

I poped round my mums earlier to let her know.

Safe to say she's not impressed.

 

#protip use a VPN when you Google "how to make murder look like Covid-19"

 

Don't think I want her killed but I certainly want her talking to.

People are avoiding confrontation in order to not upset my grandma but she sees that as a free reign or what she's does is normal.

 

Really sorry .... must be doing your head in.
I have no idea how I'd de with that.
Good luck

 

I fall into the vulnerable category, as I’m immuno suppressed.

Won’t be happening btw.