Coronavirus

They're workshy, any excuse will do. they voted Brexit to stop foreigners stealing their jobs by making sure no-one had one.

 

He ain't even managed a full day back

 

You ve only got to look at lack of people in city centres to see people are already taking it upon themselves at some level of social distancing !

 

I’ve been getting elbow bumps from a few people for a while now. Including from a colleague the other day, a ticket inspector on the trains. Which prompted me to say “Mate, we work on public transport. In London. Keeping me at elbows length won’t save either of us.”

 

Do people know something I don't? Is bog roll going to be the post-apocalyptic currency?

 

bus and train driver will be allright, theyre pretty much self-isolated now anyway.

 

Speak for yourself

 

I could live for a thousand years and never understand the logic of this !
****ing nutters !
We ve had to tell the daughter to stop using it as much shes a nightmare .
She goes through it at a ridiculous rate .
We put out 5 rolls a couple of Thursdays ago and she had used it up by Monday morning !

 

31 million people pass through my workplace every year. I’d be ****ing stunned if I don’t get the virus; more than likely I’ve had it already, I felt like **** for a couple of weeks last month.

I’m genuinely not remotely bothered for myself, and I’m 59 and used to be a very heavy smoker. What will be will be. My only concerns are my mum and dad, both in their 80s, and some friends and family members who need to work and may be forced to stop doing so.

 

yeah, not bothered for myself, but my mum is 74 and when she gets a cold she's proper ****ed, had to get taken to hospital last time, so we've stopped visiting and use facetime instead.

 

Anybody understand the Pasta obsession ???

 

long shelf life

 

Anybody that has had A Virus/Flu knows you ain't gonna feel much like whipping up a Spaghetti Bolognese or a Lasagne !

 

I ****ing hope the chefs at Dominos stay open for me in these tough times.

 

You don't have to mate. I've seen a number of videos, and all they do is heat up the pasta for 10 mins, then just throw in some jar/tin tomato at the end. 15 mins tops. Pasta shelf life is two years+

 

I'm rather partial to A nice pizza from Prezzo with some Olives .
Throw a bit of Tiramisu in if you like

 

I dont usually eat pasta .
I'm making a Lasagne tommorrow though .

 

Those ****s on scooters appear to be proliferating mate, it’ll be fine

 

Tbph, the people that have stockpiled it will be utterly sick of the stuff after a week.