Coronavirus

This made me lol.

 

Oh, i was expecting at least one thread saying someone on here had died through this cold/ disease/ virus/ sniffle/population killer.

But nah...

So nowt changed, except you all have 5 years of bog roll?

 

Why are you complaining, you're getting so many extra shifts you'll be sorted.

 

I've been stopped from doing to many.

 

Fell asleep half pissed last night on settee.
Woke up neck **** killing me.
Went to get some Ibuprofen coz it was all inflamed !
F.U.C.K ME the stupid bastards have cleared the shelves of Paracetamol and Ibuprofen .
No ****ing Calpol for the kids apparently .

 

I popped in Aldi after work, ****ing hell

 

Donald Trump's blood should be used to develop a cure.

Fella has been shaking hands with three confirmed cases and he's perfectly fine.

 

****ing great song .
Couldn't get sanitary towels for daughter neither !

 

Local corner shops mate.
My daughter-in-law is due to drop in the next 6 weeks so they were looking for calpol, couldn't get it anywhere supermarkets chemists etc. The shop across the road from me has a shelf full. Stuff isn't running out, it is just taking time to restock the big shops, local shops just go to the wholesalers every day and stock up on what they need.

 

Could do with a good Old Style Arkwrights shop .

 

Went in the local Aldi tonight, the two things that struck me as hilarious were the total lack (completely empty spaces not even one left) of sugar and of all things eggs.
Five different types of sugar all gone

 

I've got boxes of codiene, and co-codamol

Codiene is great stuff.

 

Didnt that used to be a prescription only thing

 

I have a "mini market" across the road from me and there are about three others within easy walking distance, none of them are "out" of anything.

 

May still be, i don't know.

Most of my mates are paramedics. So i just call for some.

 

Silly thing that made me laugh was no pasta or rice in ASDA other than Orzo, people obviously looked at it and decided they had no idea what to do with it.

 

You can buy co codamol at a pharmacist with max strength restricted to 8/500. Anything more has to be via prescription.

 

Or you can buy it from me but don't hang around it's going quick and the price keeps going up.

 

Pop it like smarties.