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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> ****ing hell

    Same thing happened to my missus’ car when it got stolen a few years ago. Had a headlamp out so the old bill tried to tug it and the ****s floored it. Police chase for 12 miles before they stingered it and the ****s drove it another mile and half down some old track to some mine shafts, then ran for it.

    Police helicopter and K-9 units scrambled and ended up with an officer breaking his ankle on the cliff top, so next the air ambulance was scrambled.

    and all for my missus’ old banged up Peugeot 205 <laugh>
     
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  2. Stan

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    Budget: no new tax on booze.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    They already did that in Wales.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I knew someone who got kicked out of the RAF after robbing a milk float to get home after a night out, he was caught going the wrong way up the A1.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    There’s pics of it now in the local rags, it’s been stuffed in some bushes. A sad end to my Poor Little Whippet.

    Ah well, cars are cars, who gives a ****!
     
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  6. brb

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    Car for sale, one careful owner....

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Tobes

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    @Tel doesn’t look that bad mate, you’ll likely get it back bro.......
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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    Just needs to go thru a £5 car wash <whistle>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Doesn’t belong to me now lads, thankfully. They found a load of bleach in the boot, maybe the culprits were planning to rid the world of Coronavirus or something.
     
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  10. Stan

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    @luvgonzo I did that Beer52 offer. 10 beers for £5.95
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Good price well worth the trial. It was easy to cancel.
     
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  12. Stan

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    I just checked and you have to call them to cancel. I'm expecting a hard sell. I'll just say their beer was **** and made me feel like I had the flu.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I just emailed them.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Thank **** that week at work is done. Looking forward to a 4 day weekend.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Watching The Trip to Greece.

    Two very funny blokes, bantzing over food and wine, great stuff.

    Nice bottle of Bordeaux on the go too. Choice.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Have you watched the others before Greece?
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Just done a double sausage egg McMuffin and 2 hash browns. <diva>
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Not seen the Spain one.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    They're all the same but very good, I love the way they just keep going with the joke to the point that you are almost begging for them to stop but somehow that's still funny.
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Hangover?
     
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