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Top ten worst imports

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  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    If I had to pick two who have played for Sunderland recently then top of my list would be El Hadj Diouf, a foul mouthed, forever spitting waste of manhood, and I use the term manhood loosely. Gave nothing to the team whilst on the field and as far as I know nothing to the club while off it. If ever there was a specimen not to follow then this is it.
    # 2 on my list would be Pascal Chimbonda. A footballing mercenary who in all probability spent more time and energy at the hairdressers than he ever did on the pitch at our beloved club, and to all intents a bad influence in the dressing room. I could go on and name a good few others, but maybe someone else will come up with the same people.
     
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  3. Shameless

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    Lilian Lislandes?
     
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    it made me realise just how much titus has improved. boumsong and bramble<laugh><laugh><laugh>they were bloody awful.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    i used to be an import manager and believe me i would have lost my job if i didn't do my homework correctly and imported a milton nunez
     
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  6. PrisonBroken

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    Sorry lads can't agree with Nunez as I would have robbed me of the funniest thing I've ever seen at the SOL. During his cameo he went in the box for a corner. Never have I laughed so hard.... looked like a kid had rushed the pitch.


    Thomas Hauser for me!
     
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    Considering what we paid for him and what he gave us in return it has to be Tore Andre Flo
     
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    Only man in history who was 6' 3" that could only jump 6' 2"
     
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    I always thought it was TORE ANDRE FLOP, a magnificent signing by Peter REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED WITH AN i, NOT EYE , IN THERE
     
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    But the mullet, i'll accept he was gash if you accept he had a magnificent barnet ;)
     
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    Tore Andre Flo accedemy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,makes my flesh creep.
     
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    Ha ha, academy of ****e, is it?
     
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    Claudio Marangoni
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Marangoni for me too. Got all excited by buying an Argentinian and what a knob he was...

    Then Flo and Alan Kennedy for me.
     
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  17. Wherewereyou

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    Mind you, I saw him score a ****ing brilliant goal away to Fulham!
     
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    I would humbly offer 2 for your consideration..

    Lee Clarke, and a c*** called Chopra. They both f***** us royally<grr>
     
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    That was the first name that popped into my head.

    I remember going to a match and I saw him drive into Roker Park in sports car with his name on the side.

    What a tit.
     
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  20. billofengland

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    Have to say I had forgotten the two twerps from faraway Newcarstle, but had been thinking along the lines of the articles title.
    but must agree, these two make Nunez look like a gift from heaven [Honduras] the other two clowns from Hell [Byker Grove]
     
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