If it could happen, stick a cape on Corona virus!
Keep us up, deny dirty Leeds promotion and keep Loserpoo waiting another year or two for a title! OK the death and suffering is a bit of a nasty side effect but, it's here so at least a silver lining is possible.
Speaking of worrying side effects, with the demographic of this forum, we can do with out CV, our traffic could be more than halved!
Bah!
deny dirty Leeds promotion

Timm Klose can be our miracle! He couldn't keep us up last time because he got injured, this time he can come back from injury and do it.Could the season be voided if unable to complete. DF might get his miracle after all.
The whole point of the exercise is not to count the number of games, but rather to assess when the “easier” and “harder” ones are. We have to play each team twice - so if you play all the hardest teams at the beginning, it’s going to skew your results downwards on average. I’m trying to present a way of looking at the season that doesn’t focus too much on other results and how many matches there are.
(Of course you still have to win the “easy” games, which we have struggled to do...)
Scrap this. We now need to lobby the FA that it would be entirely unfair to relegate us without allowing us the chance to play all our remaining fixtures.

Timm Klose can be our miracle! He couldn't keep us up last time because he got injured, this time he can come back from injury and do it.
If nothing else, we might have a few fit CBs by the time the season resumes in June.