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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

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  1. DMD

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    Because they tested more than twice as many people, and 68% isn't 'twice' as many. It's what happens when you mix statistics.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Can we do a sweep to see which one of us dies first of Coronavirus?

    Archie or stopmeandslapme the two obvious favourites.
     
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  3. Toby

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    Think he's after your title @monacoger
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

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  5. DMD

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    I'm in. £1,000 on dmd. <ok>
     
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  6. DMD

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    I wonder if a religious person choking would prefer you to sit and pray for them, or to carry out the Heimlich maneuver?
     
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    Menshy :1980_boogie_down: oh, hang on a minute <grr>
     
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    If I was choking in front of a religious person, I'd temporarily retract that statement.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Black wombles.




    Watching this makes me realise the Human race deserves to die out.
     
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  10. DMD

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    please log in to view this image



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    Malaga schools closed until end of the ****ing month ffs
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

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    Is you on your holidays in Malaga?
     
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    That's only one question.
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

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    Soz was going to ask two questions earlier then didn't bother, the weird autosave feature on this site did the rest.
     
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    You need to ask them now
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Yay
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    What country are you talking about?
     
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  18. DMD

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    UK and Ireland. Take your pick. <ok>
     
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    OK:

    1) How low will the FTSE 100 fall during this pandemic?

    2) Liverpool winning the league was a foregone conclusion at Christmas, are we amused that a global pandemic might deny them that first league title in 30 years?
     
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    Do all Premier League teams redo the whole League again ?
     
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