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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    My pension fund is a mess of hideous red lines all diving downwards.

    But on the other hand, I’m determined to embrace the entertainment value of the impending apocalypse.
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 12, 2020
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Transfer your pension fund to the company's one. On average for last 23 years it has been 15%. We will pay the penalty of transferring it
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Pm me you bank account details and sort code and I’ll transfer the monies to you ASAP <ok>
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    UEFA meeting on Tuesday,word is Euros will be postponed till 2021
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 12, 2020
  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 12, 2020
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Big Boris actually sounds like quite a clever **** on this bbc news

    who ****ing knew?




    (Big jock)
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 12, 2020
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He can read a script, it's when he's asked questions that he starts to mumble and not make any sense.

    He's not thick but he's far from smart, he just sounds posh and that's enough for the serfs down here.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    On the plus side, if London gets decimated and 1000s die house prices may go down .<ok>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 12, 2020
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Dinne worry mate, your under lying health issues will make your pension worries immaterial.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 12, 2020
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  13. Archers Road

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    Yeah, that, plus I’ll be winning it all back at Harry Chelters tomorrow anyway
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    Probably won’t actually. The Chinese will buy all the houses.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    63% increase in cases diagnosed in 24 hours, I'm ****ed.<yikes>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 12, 2020
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    It would be quite funny if Chinese people flooded London and became the majority .

    David Lammy and the stone cold loser mayor complaining about being ethnically cleansed . <laugh>
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    As they've doubled the number of people tested, doesn't that mean it's a decrease?
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just waiting on an announcement on TV to see if Malaga goes into lockdown(well schools etc closed) or not. Oh the ****ing joys!
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    If there is over twice as much confirmed cases as yesterday, how is that an decrease?
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I would give the communal pool a miss for a while
     
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