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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 8, 2020.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Anyone know anyone with it btw?

    I honestly feel like going to the metro and licking a load of door handles as I want it sooner rather than later so I can enjoy the summer as an immune citizen.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’ve also hoarded lots of porn for the 14 nights.

    and plenty of steak in the freezer.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Oi oi what's THIS?!
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    not yet but if i do I will tell everyone where.

    its pissing me off all the secrecy ... give us a ****ing chance to avoid it
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    porn is ruining your brain . i dont watch it as it changes your reward pathways .

    stay off that its going to become a serious issue in a few decades to society and mental health.
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    So have you watched a lot of porn then Captain?
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Best thing you've ever said!
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    I disagree
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Go on then. An example of something better?
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    me too.
    Mouses brain is.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    no but Im learning about how addictions alter peoples reward pathways.. im on my way to a career in psychology and counselling mate
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    I dunno whats got into DPP , but it's not my fault shelvey got a new contract.

    i saw an article hinting Haidara wants to come back... that might cheer him up
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Shelvey is a ****ing knob!

    Haidara is a god!
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    Steve Bruce will be our next manager.

    you laughed at me and told me I was stupid as it happens.

    would you like more?
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Bring up my quote where I called you stupid!

    I still laugh now though! Not in a good way! You fluked it that time!
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    You do everything in a bad way tbh
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I try but then again I eat meat.
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    wtf has that got to do with it lol
     
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Thought I would throw it in along with I voted Brexit and can't stand Jeremy Corbyn.

    Don't worry - I would never stoop as low as to vote Tory
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    what on earth are you on about mate lol
     
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