Looks like I have Schlem Boogerman working as a servant in the house. Or it could be what a big toe looks like after a lifetime of football.
I was gonna say is shelleehemg boogyman cooking tonight Just chop that whole ****ing toe off dude, i think its dead anyway
As a bloke a woman better ****in look after her feet or the devilZ deed ain’t takin place too many blokes get away with manky ****in ogre feet I oil mine regularly with Almond Oil...nice and soft with shiny healthy nails wtf
bro...you should have been that player who let the ball and physics do the work...beautifully timed connections instead of stubbing the turf n **** due to bad timing
Full back in my youth but centre half in my later years. Toes mostly the result of centre forwards backing in or mistiming tackles. Lost that nail at least 4 times and had to have it surgically removed once. Just been invited back to start playing again so it might be seeing some more action.
Finally got back to me. "220 for the chips. Cooks them fast enough. Didn't take a photo. You'll just have to imagine how good they looked and tasted. Straight from raw is the key - no faffing about with par boiling once, twice, thrice etc. Oh, yesterday i splashed some sour cream around them once I'd plated them. Cuts through the richness of the chips and cheese."
