Off Topic Sales people - like Luv

Like I said, I can't be asked, for what is basically seeds. I'm glad you enjoy them, watch you don't choke on a seed

 

Mango is the greatest of all the fruits.

 

I can't grow my own chicken takeaway diego

 

Nah.

Mangos are **** bruv

 

Probably too complicated for you topknot.

 

Disagree mate, mango would be up there in my top list of fruits to eat.

 

Yeh probably mate i struggle with oranges

 

To be fair I thought you’d cope with an orange. Peel/skin or stone, no problem. Both, no chance.

 

Peel?

Peeling is for pussies who are scared of skin.

Stan de-stones oranges

Fukin melt

 

Not so keen on the african ones but the asian ones are superb. I discovered there's a wide variety each different. Some you can literally squash gently in the hand, take the pip off the top and drink it down. Others make a great salsa. Or just slice and eat no fcking about.

 

Oranges don’t have stones in them topknot. Whatever she’s feeding you, those aren’t oranges.

 

you just posted:
To be fair I thought you’d cope with an orange. Peel/skin or stone, no problem

 

OR

FFS topknot.

 

Most of the time I regret buying furniture. I don't mind admitting part of the reason is I'm **** at it.

 

YOU MENTIONED STONES.


You really have ****ed this one up bruv just accept that yeh.

 

Mango is lovely

 

That sounds disturbing. Like you're talking about some dominatrix princess

 

FFS, have you been taking lessons from Skiddy?

I said I thought you could cope with a fruit like an orange. Skin/peel or stone no problem. An orange is just such a fruit as it has skin/peel but no stone.

Given you’re a perma-blitzed, emasculated moron I didn’t think you could cope with a fruit that has both skin/peel and a stone, like a mango.

You should never have that second beer topknot.

 

He’s stopped tweeting