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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Mar 3, 2020.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ive a few brands and companies i wont go near tbh for differing reasosns.

    Nike = roadmen ****s wear em
    Prada = see above
    LV = see above
    Super dry = every **** wears em

    Apple = ****s have em
     
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  2. brb

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    I've never touched Apple products, most the family have but I've always steered clear of them.
     
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  3. Sucky

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    The phones themselves are dogshit.

    Most iPhone users have an iphone cos its fashionable.
     
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  4. Diego

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    There used to be an old saying "how do you know if someone has an iphone, they tell you" :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  5. Treble

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    I
    Prada lol

    Fck off <laugh>
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    No different to fifa/EA sports pumping out **** game after **** game every year like clock work depsite them not improving, why imorive it when you know an army of feckless sheep will buy it to keep up with the jones's.

    The fact they recently admitted slowing down older phones when new ones come out should put anyine with any integrity off them but... Yaknow....
    "i got the new iphone 10 bruv"

    Oh yeh whats been added?

    "they took away the standard headphone jack and changed the charger to rip me off even more... Im so happy"
     
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    What fruit do you eat then ?(
     
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    :emoticon-0147-emo:

    As it happens I actually like all fruits, can't think of one I don't like. Grapefruit probably my least favourite and I can't be asked to fook about with pomegranates.
     
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  9. Diego

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    You would rather eat a lemon than a grapefruit <yikes>
     
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    I would now you mention it <laugh>

    I love lemon, will even put the segments in a salad.
     
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    See, I'd absolutely hate being stuck indoors behind a desk all day. Give me fresh air and natural daylight, even if it's wet and freezing
     
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  12. Treble

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    I love all fruit but some are so fcking expensive for such small portions. Little plastic pot of strawberries costs as much as a chicken takeaway ffs!
     
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  13. Diego

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    Grow the ****ers you lazy batard, go see the gardening thread for details <doh>
     
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    You dont know how to do a pomegranate ???
     
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    Like the Football manager series also. New release every year at 60 quid a pop.

    I was using the 2011 game for 6 years cos I found a guy online that sold an updated database file for the new season each year for 5 quid. He was coining it in until S.I. and Sega got on his case and closed him down.
     
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    I can't be asked to fook about taking a load of what is bascially seeds out.
     
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    Same ere, can bite a lemin no probs, used to eat oranges with the skin on as a kid, like apples <laugh>

    Grapefruit is ****ing rank
     
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    I've done the outdoors job when I was young. Thoroughly enjoyed it but glad for the office at this point in my life.
     
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    Agree, I absolutely love lemon. The only thing worth eating in a kebab <whistle>

    Edit; and the onion!
     
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    Cut it in half .
    Get a wooden or decent sized spoon preferably with a bit of weight !
    Hold the flat part in your hand and give it a good whacking .
    60 seconds max .
     
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