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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Spontaneous dam trips are the best, i had a pretty big birthday party for my 23rd, went on for 2 nights, anyways after that i crashed with my ex bird and had a few mates still draped around the gaff ine if which was my mate sam (the one who lost his dad in grenfell if you remember) anyways he woke me up and asked if i wanted to go to dam, im half dead/drunk/high still and im like "what? When? huh?" long story short i checked what i had in my pocket and told my ex i was going shop, came back 4 days later single <laugh>
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Fishing sutures, had a pair of those. Useful for spots. <whistle>
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Why raise the bar? Just buy yourself and the other gays platform shoes ya fat midget.
     
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    Raising the bar couldn't have been hard tbf.
     
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    Just need to get rid of the demented nonce Dazza Wazza.
     
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    Once bought a book on Cactus tells you how to grow them and look after them, I haven't read the book or watered the cactus. Everything seems to be going ok.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Oh I've lived bru... some of us were just born lucky <laugh>
     
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  8. Sucky

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    But you aint bought a brass in dam.

    Cmon man
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    Fella... they would have paid me ... back in the day... <laugh>
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Mainly because when Fosse was putting it about it was the Iron Age. :bandit:
     
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    Easy Joe...did you get my text?

    im not sure if I’ve saved your new number or not
     
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    Cheers bru ... plenty of iron whilst you mere mortals were a bit wobbly at your best ...and rather floppy when push came to shove <ok>
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Cringe
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I imagine they did ... you having to pay and all <laugh>
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Lolz
    That EGO<laugh>
     
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    Wanted a Chinchilla years ago . Bought a book about them , got to the bit were it mentioned skinning them . Threw the book out and never bought a Chinchilla .
     
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  18. brb

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    I've got some cactus' that i've had for a number of years. Growing well with no attention at all, except a drop of water every couple of months. Anyway, I've looked at them and they really need putting in bigger pots now, but when you see the size of the needles on these fookers, it just ain't going to happen! Probably would have been better said on the gardening thread, but oh well.
     
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    I'm no cactus expert but I knocked one of these over the other day and the root system is tiny.
    IMG_20200307_111802.jpg
     
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    Yeah of the three one of them is that variety. I get flowers on them ocassionally as well. Although those little spikey things, will just attach themselves to you like a fooking magnet! But one of the others have these huge needles coming coming out of it, like this shhite below...

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