Sunderland in January

Did you realise you just put Steve Bruce and Leonardo Di Caprio in the same sentence?

 

You drink anusol?

****ing hell marra?

 

Yeah, it was me that set fire to the **** with my gangy butt..

 

Billy - u weren't tripping

 

One time, I was sitting in a nice hot bath having a smoke & a hot rock dropped on my jappa.

I nearly ****.

Didn't do it again.

 

Di Caprio is moulded out of flesh, Bruce is moulded out of 100000000 pebbles form Seahouses beach so there is a sentence to be made if fish floats your boat and Di Caprio has beached the ****ing yacht..

 

TBH, I am bolloxed now.

 

Boyz, Boyz, Boyz - u r both f***** mad. I have got to bugger off now to get some ZZZ's but I can honestly say the last hour has been my privilige to speak to some real people. Hope u have a good one tomorrow. If not I will come and give u some sh*t anyway!

 

Anyway, wwelcome up my Swansea mate.

 

Make sure you put the **** between two slices of wharburtons, one for me & Billy. Brucey can **** off to Wales for his butties..

Be good mate & welcome January..

 

I'm ****ing off Billy, hope alls good? PM mate anytime & best wishes to you & your family..

Your a real goodfella..

 

Me too, all the best lad.

 

Done to death now, like rotating doors.