Coronavirus

That's basically you ****ed then mate. Milton Keynes in lockdown before the weekend is out. You'd better go and stock up on Pot Noodle before the curfew begins.

 

I dare you to go to the hospital and lick someone.

 

lol
Nah I'm good, basically anyone under 60 is just gonna get a fever and some sniffles and some shortness of breathe.
Some aint even had that, 4/5 just get bad cold symptoms.

Unless you are over 60 and/or have a respiratory illness you'll be fine

 

Mate I wouldnt do that even before Covid 19

 

Boring.

 

Would you **** this chick if you 100% knew she had Covid 19?

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I would risk it

 

Wid. And not even a risk.

 

Indeed!

 

I wid even if I knew I’d get it. Worth it

 

Holy moly.

 

I’m 58 and my lungs are ****ed, so I probably shouldn’t be too cocky tbh. But ****it, what will be will be.

 

I’d use her **** for toothpaste

 

My god hes a massive twat.

Hall of fame my arse

 

Confirmed.

Hes a massive twat on twatter

 

Of course he is a massive twat on Twitter, by virtue of the fact that he is on Twitter.
Only massive twats use Twitter.

 

Size of Xena’s twat to be confirmed. @petersaxton

 

round here Ibuprofen still readily available but paracetamol has apparently been cleaned out at all supermarkets & loads of pharmacies .They have deffo cleaned out my local pharmacy & Tescos .

 

I was in the supermarket today, I didn't even think to look round that section. Although the store guy said people had been panic buying bog roll, wtf's that about!?

 

What about if you're under 30 with a respiratory illness?