Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

I don't want to get everyone's hopes up but I'm not feeling too good. Started off with a couple of days feeling tired in the evening, now feeling feverish and got a headache. Chances of it being covid-19 must be tiny but maybe I should self-isolate? Looking for advice guise.

 

They sound like the symptoms,how's your breathing?

 

Man up and stop being a big girls blouse is my scientifically considered advice

 

The Italians getting it bad,virtually on lock down and Italy v England rugby game gone now.

 

No breathing problems as of yet.

 

I’m at work so if I get it they get it.

 

You're grand so just a big girl's blouse

 

Now then - the daughter rung the vet about the dog's dosage of his arthritis medicine. While on, she asked her about this Hong Kong case. Evidently it was a CAT , not dog, and the scientists are convinced that its covid- ridden owner had sneezed on it, thus it proved positive when swabbed.


So that proves they're all in on it and we're all going to die.

 

<shrugsemoji>

 

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Uh oh, it's getting bad.

The virus has now killed as many people in the UK as Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.

 

literally lol'd at this.

 

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2020/0...ity-rate-of-michael-barrymores-swimming-pool/

 

^^^^ POTY

 

There's two popped their clogs now, so you're out of date.

It's now the same as Ian Huntley's bath.

 

The World Health Organisation have said dogs cannot transmit the Convid 19 virus and so they do not need to be kept indoors.




WHO let the dogs out.

 

Hope that's right. When I self-isolate for two weeks (think I'll take Easter off), he can walk himself.

 

https://www.bbc.com/sport/51808683

 

Scienteests saying that at least 50% of the population will get the virus. 5% of those will die.

Sionara suckers

 

5% of 50% = 2.5%, unless I've ****ed that up, which I might have done.
Long odds anyway. Meh.