The Londonistan violent crime thread

I've chucked a few boomerangs your way mate...

 

Cheers bud. Let's hope there are no come backs*.

*Comment meant as satire, and no insult or offence to dad joke purveyors is intended.

 

I see what you didgeridoo there.

 

I was trying to be aboriginal.

 

That's rather indigenous of you.

Have you ever been in Sydney?

 

I'd like to, but I think I'd need to be bigger down under first.

 

Not a fan of the new thread title.

 

Sounds to me mate that you are not down with the Pearly Sultan and Sultanas of Old Lahndon Town. Peace Be Upon Them.

Roll out the Burka, Let's have a Burka of fun..

 

The thread got locked yesterday because @Mick O'Toon family that live in England might stumble upon the site , click on this thread and become offended .


So he asked brb to close it .


O'Toon said: ↑
I read it though and my sisters,nieces, nephews,uncle's and aunts who live in England would find it abhorrent and some would hold

Didn't think racism was acceptable but my mistake, sorry.

 

I now prefer the title of this tread. Got your work cut out though Mr Donuts, you will be having to change the date every year as the chances of there being no stabbings or terrorist events in London is about as remote of me hanging out the back of Katy Perry with a spliff in one hand, a Chevas Regal in the other with an "I love John Terry" hat on.

 

I have listened to the concerns from Mick and potentially his sisters,nieces, nephews,uncle's and aunts who live in England and it would appear that there are too many violent crimes "blamed" on the b.a.m.e community.

I have decided for the sake of diversity to ignore any future violent crimes from p.o.c and only post the violent crimes of white English people in the capital.

Hopefully a Jo Cox type of thing to give balance.

If it's against a Muslim or coloured person then that would be terrific, there's bound to be one eventually.

 

Are Mick's English relations Nig Nogs then?.

How fùcking unlucky do you have to be to be born black and Irish?

 

Could be worse; you could be black and Scouse.

Best British fighter ever btw...

 

Ach away. Ironically Britain's best ever fighter is a Welchman.

 

Aye! He was helluva lucky eh!

 

Calzaghe? Can’t argue with his record I suppose.

 

The boy was a pugilist of incredible skill. Totally underrated by everyone. Pound for pound the best boxer Britain has ever produced in my book.

 

Issat no him oote Porridge by ra way?

 

No, that was Daley Thompson