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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Mar 5, 2020.

  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Anyone else watching this thinking the meat is under cooked and where is the rest of the food?

    Portions are getting stingier each series.

    Also prefer my meat to be actually cooked rather than warmed by a single swan vesta.
     
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  2. G4rdToonArmy

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    TBH I didn't know master chef still existed but to be honest I'm not a TV fan so that might explain that.
     
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  3. Ben 10

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    Depends on the food. Steak should be rare, but if they give me chicken or pork rare I'd slap them with it
     
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    is that fat baldy vegetable seller still pretending he can cook
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What next a knitting thread :angel:
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> Go on ACS get the owld fart told
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    Typical comment from the "takeaway" generation.

    :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    That bald Italian fella on master chef America brings my piss to a boil.

    First of all, he's not a chef, second he's an utter ****
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I just assumed that was employment criteria having watched the English version
     
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