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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Mar 3, 2020.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You didn't have to use a dodgy company you just had to ring your bank or card company.
     
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  2. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    All sales people are soulless shysters. There is a special place in hell for these miscreants!
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <hug>

    If you need anything PM me.
     
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  4. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    I speak as an ex salesman ;). I am already down the rabbit hole and cannot be saved <laugh>
     
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    QWOP, Mar 5, 2020
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  5. afcftw

    afcftw Well-Known Member

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    <whistle>
    And yet the money is so good <laugh>

    Edit: lucky some of us don’t believe in hell <whistle>
     
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  6. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    It was pretty good to be fair. I am on a lot more now though and I don't have to be a nefarious ****er to earn it <laugh>. I must admit though my main encounters with salespeople are either those horrid telesales lot, mobile phone sales or the dreaded car salesman. I was neither of those ha
     
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  7. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Why would anyone buy anything from you?
    You can’t even walk properly ffs!
     
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  8. Stan

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    Estate agent is 4 minutes late for a viewing. His office is 5 minutes away.
     
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  9. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
    57C0CA3E-1478-451F-AF5F-C34748253400.gif
     
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  10. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Just turned up in his 4 series.
     
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  11. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Didn’t know the ground rent or service charge.
     
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  12. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>. It was my disability that drew out the sympathy sales.
     
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    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Someone's got hold of the details of the company I work at.

    I answer 2 to 3 cold calls a day when I'm in the office.

    Usually from India or somewhere in Greater Manchester.

    I appreciate people have to make a living so I'm polite once, then twice, then they get told to do one!

    They are ****ing annoying though.

    No I don't care for your company fuel cards!

    Some are proper cheeky.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Someone needs to sort the thread title out, it's getting on my nerves. @brb
     
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    I know I always have to edit my posts, but that title has been wrong all this time, and until you just said, I hadn't even noticed!
     
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  16. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Who gives a ****, everyone obviously knew/knows what it is meant to say.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Well I do obviously or I wouldn't have mentioned it.
     
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  18. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Call i had a few months back......

    Caller...good afternoon MrD, i am just calling about your recent traffic accident
    Me...define recent
    Caller...within the last two years
    Me...so one of 7 then, if it's the one where the woman died the police have already said she should have had her seat belt on
    Call ended by caller :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  19. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Sorted bruv <ok>
     
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  20. Edelman

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    What kind of sales are you in?
     
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