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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sucky

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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Looks like a mong.
     
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    Nah hes cool af tbh, kinda makes me want to get a cat again, perfect stoner pets.
     
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    Was that meant for the caption thread?
    If so, we have a winner
     
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    Rude!
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

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    Nah bro he’s definitely a mong. And Gay.
     
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    I dont mind gay mongs tbh

    And pussys
     
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  8. Sucky

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    Wait til the end<laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Tense <laugh>
     
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    Yeah, although the guy behind the desk was being a bit of a dick. I get what he was saying, so surely all he had to ask the woman, was would you like to respond to that? (what the other guy representing the lift workers said). But to draw a blank himself, made him as dumb as the reporter on site, so i'd fire them both!
     
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    I heard this earlier on the radio. The anchor was sacked btw.
     
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    Just ran away from a litter warden who caught me throwing my tab end down a drain
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    Used to see and army of these outside stratford station, £30 on the spot fine, funny how they target tourists and dont even look at badboys like me.

    "****off before i open you up you plastic plod ****"
     
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    I saw you drop it in there sir.

    No you didn’t! I put it in the bin!

    which bin sir?

    That one behind you!

    he turns around........

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    I find saying something completely over the top sends the right message.

    "if you ask me about my *** butt i will bite off your nose and make you eat it, now **** off and get a real job ya ****"
     
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    I always try and respect everyone who works for a living. But that is one ****ed up job to do!
    Heard stories of mams getting fined because there infant child has thrown half a sausage roll ffs.
     
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    I cant respect professional grasses tbh

    Police are different, not a huge fan but they have my respect.

    Plastic plods can suck dick.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^ been burned by community police officer.
     
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    Lols
    Its your tax paying for them to hand out *** butt fines bruv

    They have no powers of arrest, allbthey can do is follow you til a real plod comes.

    None have ever wanted to follow me after the 1st interaction <laugh> see previous posts
     
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