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The Londonistan violent crime thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 3, 2018.

  1. Toby

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    You are such an obese gullible **** ffs

    • The UK government published its own assessment of the potential benefits of striking a post-Brexit trade deal with US President Donald Trump.
    • The analysis suggested a deal could increase the size of the UK economy by up to 0.16% over 15 years.
    • However, a UK government analysis from November 2018 suggested that leaving the European Union could shrink the economy by about 4.9% and up to 6.7% over the same period.
    The government published these figures. You know, the ****s you voted for and wanted Brexit all along. These are the Brexitiest people you could have, and they're 'Project Fear'?

    You are unbelievably stupid.
     
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  2. aberdude

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    He's blinded by hate so he can never see clearly until his perception of his little world changes..... Giving his age and lifestyle he be dead before he changes
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    (His) Life is ****, then you die.
     
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  4. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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  5. Tobes

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    That’s what Xena tells him regularly.

    As he pays her to.....

    Just saying.
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    It's coming on a year since Sadiq Khan't rolled his eyes and said he'd done all he could do to tackle knife crime in the Capital.

    Surely even Londoners aren't thick enough to vote the self confessed failure back in as Mayor.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Might say something random about a city I pretend to have no interest in to stop this being the latest comment on the thread.
     
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  8. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Ow! That'll feel like a punch in the balls. He likes that. :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Something needs to be done about the Polish supermodel problem in Hull.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm on my way <ok>

    Good lookin wimmin scatter wherever I turn up.
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    FTFY
     
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  12. aberdude

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    It wouldn't matter who is mayor...... Crime pays more than a regular job so until that changes crime will exist.
     
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  13. DMD

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    I'm intrigued to know where they are around here. I suspect they're just another part of Archie's peculiar fantasy world.

    He tends to lapse into it when the topic gets uncomfortable.
     
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  14. DMD

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    How are they making a profit from stabbing? I thought it was just a tantrum for not having enough ping pong tables in the youth clubs.
     
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  15. aberdude

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    Petes keeping them in his storage unit?
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    Don’t forget to wash hands before you leave. And when you get there. And again afterwards
     
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  17. aberdude

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    It's a battle for power and control of said profits....... Its very rarely just aimless fun they are looking for.... I'm not saying some don't enjoy it, some are insane and notoriety is essential in gang life
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Working in bars and restaurants normally.
     
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  19. DMD

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    Which still falls to the people in Authority to stamp out. Weak Sadiq has admitted he hasn't a clue how to resolve it, so he's trying to shift the subject to rent caps and trips to Brussels to talk about brexit.
     
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  20. DMD

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    Nah. Very few barmaids here are foreign.
     
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