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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    a good few million deaths would be ideal providing I dont know them and i of course survive ...


    that is the mentality I think we should all adopt.
     
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    Do you count as someone I know?
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    no so we can die nb mate
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    If it reaches a good few million we're all fcked. There's a tipping point and if it's capable of killing a few million (which atm is extremely unlikely) then it will become irreversible and could wipe out a few billion.

    If that happens well then......





    ... can I have the whole of Cheshire?
     
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  5. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Greta will be pleased. The earth will be saved then
     
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    BobbyD, Mar 2, 2020
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    I've probably had it for over a week. As long as you are healthy and under 60 then you'll be fine.
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    The middle one is a scene from Outbreak ffs. I can clearly see the short fella in white is Dustin Hoffman.
     
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  8. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Wonder who's going to be the first on here to get a confirmed case? Looks like most of us will get it anyway, if some haven't already got it. If it's down to washing your hands and cleanliness though, my money's on people who frequent scat pornsites and enjoy being punched in the bollocks by people not wearing sterilised gloves. That can't be hygienic. :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  9. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Just short of 70m people in the UK, so far we have 39 cases 38 of which are known to have been contracted abroad (not yet sure about the origins of the other one).
    It's virulent i tells ya, virulent. The end of the world is neigh!

    Anyone know how many deaths we have had from Flu this winter, you know, the one we have a vaccine for <whistle>
     
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    Diego, Mar 2, 2020
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    stfu Bobby!
     
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  11. BobbyD

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    True fact though. Humans kill the planet far worse than flying around, eating meat and watching TV
     
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  12. BobbyD

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    Also am not worried about the Coronavirus except all the racism it has brought. Not experienced any myself personally but seen loads of story where it has.
     
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  13. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You been watching Matrix again haven't you Bobby. I told you not to come on here after a Matrixathon ffs!
     
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    Great film.

    The other 2 don't exist, i heard they were doing another actually.

    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt10838180/
     
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  15. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Is right Bobby. If the bros want to eat monkey brains while they're still alive, let them. They're full of vitamin C. :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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  17. BobbyD

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    Disgusting what some people do but 1 billion people you are going to get some weird **** happening. Just look at our own forum, only about 30 of us and we have chaos the serial killer, sexpest saxton, sexpest fossie and rockaphilia piskie
     
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  18. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    If Sisu was still about he'd do you a graph that PROVES that should you pump enough carbon into the atmosphere it goes past the point of forming CO2, and forms trillions of tiny little diamonds that the little pixie people can wear as earrings and put on the tips of their unicorns' horns.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    To be fair to Saxton. it could be considered a form of recycling. :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  20. Diego

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    Don't be so childish, Pixies don't wear earrings <grr>
     
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