What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

****ing ***got.

 

Was a bit strange last night, we went out and the Mrs had a pink gin first drink.

I did not get the standard blow job!

 

A ****in mess. It's not any more.
7 Yorkshires and a plate of mince

 

I have some winter gin as well. May have one of those next.

 

I’d have thought a gentle nudge into the bin would have been best.

 

Not a fan of these girly gins.

 

It’s the only booze in the house.

 

I have some golden rum as well. Seems a bit excessive whilst cooking . Gin will do.

 

Piss poor planning.

Stick some coke in there and crack on.

 

I’d feel like an alcoholic if I started smashing liquor down my neck at home.

Gin is fine. Will probably slap the mrs in a bit just for ****s an goggles then blame her gin.

 

But cans of beer called starship trooper are good for you?

 

made by an alcoholic with a massive beard in a dirty cellar.

 

Drinking pink gin

 

I don't recall that one but it is possible so I'll concede.

 

Red rocket was the best.

"here fella get ya lips round this red rocket"

 

What the **** is winter gin?

 

I'm waiting on delivery of 48 cans.

They'll all no doubt have daft names so I'll be able to regale you with them as I plough through the ****ers.

 

Then youll be pleased to know im already annoyed at you.

 

No ****ing idea. A few farms got famous for their gin and vodka round here. Another has started making gin.

the guys that made kettle chips sold the business and started making vodka. Will find the bottle an post a photo when I can be arsed.

 

From the freezer with ice