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My Annoying Things Part 1

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Sam Axe

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    Nope we just drink a lot of guinness <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Back to front obviously!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 23, 2011
  3. -jordan-

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    Back to front? You must have a rather ****ty lower ball sack
     
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  4. Hash.

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    not if you lift it out of the way ...... what am i on about im a lady and i dont **** <diva>
     
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  5. Sam Axe

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    Ladies deficate (spelling?) <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011
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    it just comes out of their mouth
     
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  7. Dave the Rave

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    Thanks for ruining my life <wah>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 23, 2011
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Exactly. You lift the whole meat n 2 veg out of the way.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 23, 2011
  9. Hash.

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    i dont know what youre on about im a lady dont you know <ok> wipe backwards and have **** satains at the top of your crack
     
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    Hash., Sep 23, 2011
  10. irishgreen

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    If you happen to sneeze during A Guinness ****e you'll have to call in the decorators.FACT.
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 23, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Dave the Rave

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    I would love to see you wiping your ass with your lad in your hand <laugh>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 23, 2011
  13. Sam Axe

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    Yep that's true. My friend had to re decorate after a guest in his house created a mess with his guinness ****e.

    Of course this **** never made it to the bathroom choosing instead to **** all over the spare bedroom.
     
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  14. Dave the Rave

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    My friend is nicknamed "The Chocolate Starfish" for this same reason <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 23, 2011
  15. Sam Axe

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    We weren't that creative so we just nicknamed him ****brick
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011
  16. Dave the Rave

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    Did he **** a brick or a big pile of pebbles <laugh>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 23, 2011
  17. Sam Axe

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    Both, the bastard
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Just go to www.butchmancsshitting.com <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 23, 2011
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    When people leave **** and blood on the toilet seat, they know I can't resist the stuff :bandit:
     
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    jerseymackem, Sep 23, 2011
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