In the end dear Elfy goes down the pub with his closest friend @Clb74 and plays in the beer garden please log in to view this image
@Clb74 You lazy bastard. Where’s your last six match reports ? Anyway ....a frosty 4 degrees predicted at Stoke on Saturday. Please wear your “Swansea jeans” again
@Clb74 do not forget to have 7 pints beforehand. Mr ban Gerwen likes to see people enjoy themselves with a pre match beer.
I am not very happy with Mr Table Legs. A week ago we arranged to go out for a few beers this Friday. Tonight he has just told me that it is Valentines night and he is taking his beloved out. I told him I was very upset that he was cancelling as I did not understand why he cannot go out some other night. He explained that other than birthdays this is the only other time he feels the need to take his wonderful wife out. As a compromise I suggested that we all go out together........................to the Bromley Wspoons, a win double. He put the phone down on me
@Clb74 was pleased that to see me flash the cash yesterday. To pay for my Leeds train ticket and to feed him with a Wetherspoons breakfast to settle our bet on Charlton's away following this season.
Travelled up to Euston with @Clb74, and am pleased to report he's like a new man after his successful diet. Unfortunately he has to buy some new shorts.
My dear friend @Clb74 has shown the caring side of him(which I always knew he had). When we spoke the other day he said to contact him if I need any groceries. Now that I am on a 14 day isolation I will take him up on his very kind offer.
This morning I met @Clb74, the brother I have never had. I shed a tear inwardly knowing he was alright.
If it was a heartwarming tale, I expect to see it covered on BBC breakfast TV tomorrow morning. They do like a sentimental human interest story to cheer up their viewers.
Have just received a text from @Clb74 to say today he has received our refunds for the Leeds train tickets. He is going to pay the dough back to me immediately. I remember another (ex)poster taking months to pay a miserable £6 breakfast bet. The sign of a man is how he deals with his debts/money owed.
