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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Do they sometimes piss you off?

    5 in the local do, every ****ing time after they come back from Thailand, it's Thailand this,Thailand that, what a ****ing beauty she was.

    No, you are **** ugly boring tossers who cannot get a girlfriend in your country, so you fly ****ing god knows how many miles across the world, to basically enact in legal prostitution, then keep ****ing talking about it, untill they go again.

    Any of your mates piss you off?
     
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  2. -jordan-

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    why dont you go with em?
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Rarely. They are my mates for a reason because I like them <ok>
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Yeah, there's this bloke in our local that tags onto me and the lads. Every time we come back off holiday and regale the locals with tales of our exploits, he just sits there sulking and moaning. Jealous ****.
     
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  5. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    because i do not have to fly god knows how many miles around the world just to have sex, why do you think i have kids.
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Everyone has at least one mate who royally pisses them off.
     
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  7. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. -jordan-

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    you're missing out <ok>
     
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  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    ****ing brilliant Jip <laugh>
     
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  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    & you shag ladyboys, so what?
     
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  11. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    You could have worded that better Huth.
     
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  12. -jordan-

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    so you're missing out
     
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  13. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I'm with Huth on this one. I don't have to fly 1000s of miles to get laid when I can do it right here
     
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  14. -jordan-

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    it's not about having to fly thousands of miles just to get your knob wet. anyone can get a shag at the end of a night. just watch jeremy kyle. i've not been to thailand...yet..i probably will in the future though
     
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  15. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    the blokes that go to thailand for burds are ****ing creepy.
     
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  16. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I used to have a team leader in my last job who never stopped going on about Thailand and the cheap hookers. After a while it was like 'would you just shut the **** up'.
     
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  17. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Then whilst sitting there after your holiday the Jealous **** remembered being served in Morrisons by a person who claimed to lose his virginty on holiday in Thailand, whilst said party were abroad.

    Jealous **** stood up & accused said young lad of being a bullshitter, of which his so called mates totally agreed that they did not know him, or had he even been on holiday with them.
     
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  18. irishgreen

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    In Fintona? <yikes>
     
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  19. -jordan-

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    my uncle (although not blood related) is about 65 and goes out there 2 or 3 times a year <laugh> dirty dirty bastard
     
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  20. Sam Axe

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    Hell no but 7 miles down the road is Omagh where there are a lot of quality and classy women
     
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