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If Pubs refuse to serve drunk people, why do McDonalds serve fat people?

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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    To me it just doesn't seem right.

    Surely as a the fat-lardy-bastard approaches the counter within the 'Golden Arches' eating house, he/she/it should be told - "You've had enough pal, on your way"

    :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Hugh Briss, Sep 23, 2011
  2. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Anyone who eats in those kips must be insane.Therefore,they shouldn't be served anyway.
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 23, 2011
  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Go home.

    The famine is over.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 23, 2011
  4. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    There's more chance of the big anti gay black adoption agency. letting an all white male gay couple adopting an asian kid, than McDonalds not letting in fat ****ers
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Sep 23, 2011
  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> ...although I think that a pissed-up person staggering around being abusive is just a little more offensive that watching a bubble-butt waddling down the road stuffing deep-fried pizza into his chubby chops.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Sep 23, 2011
  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I hate when bar people stop serving me. I'm sure I know when I want to stop <ok> I don't need people deciding for me.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 23, 2011

  7. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    i have been that pissed up staggering person, but i have never been a fat ****.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Sep 23, 2011
  8. Sam Axe

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    They are offensive on the eyes
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 23, 2011
  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Give it time, you guzzling piss-ant.
     
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    Archers Road, Sep 23, 2011
  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    i see what you did there, a play on words : piss ant = peasant? Am i right?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Sep 23, 2011
  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Lardarses tend not to inconvenience other people (apart from taking up 2 seats on planes and blocking shop doorways).
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 23, 2011
  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I was referring to the impact your lager consumption may one day have on your waistline. But if the cap fits...
     
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    Archers Road, Sep 23, 2011
  13. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Nothing wrong with my waistline mate, i aint seen me cock for over 30 years, & it's cider i drink not lager <ok>
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Sep 23, 2011
  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Small cock?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 23, 2011
  15. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    nope, a fat mrs.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Sep 23, 2011
  16. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    diamond white?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Sep 23, 2011
  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Cider eh? Classy...
     
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    Archers Road, Sep 23, 2011
  18. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Cider 50/50 with Smirnoff <ok>
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Sep 23, 2011
  19. Hugh Briss

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    ...and the NHS. When will people realise that obesity is as much a problem as alcoholism and smoking?
     
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    Hugh Briss, Sep 24, 2011

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