That would shut ****s up moaning about big bad england wouldnt it. How the **** would Scotland, N. Ireland and Wales cope? Dont you scots come back with the bullshit story of how you have oil. Its not owned by scotland. Wales would just have a big sign on the boarder say 'GAMEOVER' N. Ireland........whats their industry? I would expect they would unify with the Rep. Ireland though and be relying on handouts from the EU. Scotland and Wales would become 4th world nations though surely?
Looking forward to poverty I take it? Seriously though how would you cope without the English. We fund all of the minor British nations. The drop in revenue means your taxes would go up massively, cost of living would increase and actual income would decrease.
What a bellend We'll charge you double for the water we send you every year and you can sit in your overcrowded ****heap nice and dry. Your army will be disproportionately understaffed as Welsh, Northern Irish and Scots soldiers make up a vastly disproportionate section of the army. It'll be good for a million reasons. Don't let the door hit you on the morris-dancing breeks on the way out
What is this morris-dancing ****? I've heard ER use that as a piss-take for the English, what's it all about?
The morris dancing **** is the same **** as Scotland being full of kilt wearing, haggis eating, ginger people **** Stereotyped ****
Right ya English ****s. Get tae ****. You've been the big partner for ****ing ages and all you've done is lead us from one ****ey recession to another. We get about two years of decent economic growth then it all gets ****ed up. You're meant to be leading the other home nations. It's like donkeys leading the ****ing lions. This country was about bankrupt until oil was discovered off the coast of Scotland. I don't remember you English ****s demanding independence then eh? And wait until the water starts running out. What are you going to do then? Steal our ****ing water like you stole our ****ing oil? Bastards! You want independence you can ****ing have it. Away and build an industry on making pig bladders and lukewarm pish beer or whatever the **** it is you ****s do down there. You'll no be missed. ps Apart from Cornwall. I like Cornwall.
I know what morris-dancing is, I just meant "why is it used as an insult for the English?" Username has answered anyway
It would become our oil, our water. We would move you pesky Scots to the highlands and make Keith your capital. Seriously though its not scotlands oil so I wouldnt rely on that.
Edinburgh is England anyway. Could you do us a favour and include Edinburgh in the breakaway. Ta very much. Morris dancers indeed.
Well sure we can. As is the rule in war, capture the capital city and you capture the nation. Scotland back under English rule
I can't believe how many ****wits get their constitutional funding info from Richard Littlejohn. According to the SNP, Scotland gives more to Westminster than it gets back, according to the Tories, the opposite is true - given that both have vested interests, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle (we only give a wee bit more than we get back). Seriously, think about it. The Tories are cutting everything. If Scotland is such a drain, why do they want to hold onto it when no ****er here supports them and it would supposedly make England richer? If I was a Tory, and this Littlejohn pish was true, the first thing I'd do is get rid of Scotland instead of fighting like **** to keep it in the Union. Don't you think you're being lied to?
