Off Topic Favourite animals.

I ain't posted for days

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just reminding you all, how easy it is


Get a rabid horny fox going, jobs done.

 

I've had to remove one of these from a pool before, and yes they are poisonous...

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Hate snakes...reptiles in general are best kept away from me

 

In all honesty I could tell some stories ... my parents moved into an Off Licence in a 'colourful' part of Leicester (the Saffron Lane) when I was 3 years old ... the old man checked out with a heart attack when I was 19 but my old girl kept the business going until I returned from University ... I probably should write a book about my life growing up there ... it was a real good crack tbf ... Confessions of a Shop Keepers Son ....

 

one thing that never bothered me

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this pic tickles me about snakes, (which she was) and the bairn with a git big daft snake

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It's a very thin Bradford City scarf you dodgy ****

 

Sorry mate did you say Sticklebacks?

 

You already have.

 

Snakes have never bothered me either, hence why i was the one that removed it from the pool. Although I'm more comfortable with a bigger snake such as your albino python, than I am with a smaller unpredicatable snake. Not saying Python's aren't unpredictable, because if they suddenly decide they want to crush you (suffocate your airway), they will, which a few handlers have found out at the cost of their life.

 

Got myself a fish tank ... all got names ... particularly fond of Kylie Minnow

 

Now spiders i don't like.

i remember once going yo take a shower, and thought '**** that'

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Don’t mind spiders or snakes. Don’t like rodents. Not a fan of pigeons.

 

when a big **** off centipede comes strolling. it only ends one way.

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Don't eat it then...

 

you need some pie

 

I had a green iguana as a teenager, lovely creature. However they can get aggressively horny around women especially at certain times of the month, thankfully I’m not a woman any time of the month.

 

Wolf.
Was watching a wildlife documentary and it showed a lone wolf having it out with a bear. The wolf was getting rag dolled to **** but kept coming back for more.
Jaw dropping piece of footage. ****in brutal.

 

Duck billed Platypus has to be up there as one of the strangest creatures.

It has electromechanical receptors in it's nose that allow it to detect prey in the water, and the males have a venomous barb on their ankles that can disable their prey.

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