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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    Happy Birthday @Tel <hug>
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah mate very happy. Haha. **** sake. Have to laugh.
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Pour yourself a large one and smile mate.

    Happy birthday bro.
     
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  4. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Her day was what we expect now, she turned 4 inches in her bed but she did enjoy it all. You are so right mate, cars are replaceable, you, the wife and your daughters are ok, that's all that matters... Still feel for you though, that's just my nature..x

    love to y'all x
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Been out for Friday night dinner, had a few slurps. Up early tomorrow to find myself a ****ty old Landrover Discovery that looks so crap nobody will ever want to steal it.
     
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  6. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I’m not one for slogans or corny phrases, but I have got one I’ve always really liked and I have it on a driftwood board in my man cave

    Seems very appropriate sharing it, hearing about Tel’s birthday.

    ‘Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain’
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    <rofl>
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Happy Birthday Tel

    Fancy a Toyota Avensis?

    let me know, Ex Taxi
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Does it come with one of those air fresheners the black one with the three shapes, that all stink of dog piss?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    We all knew a taxi driver with this air freshener
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Ah yes and one of these

    CBA72203-458B-43D9-9E57-D2A9BCF91486.jpeg
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Chaos defo has one, masks the whiff of cadaver.
     
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    Happy Birthday Tel
    Mine could be a bad one as well
    We are away to Chelsea because date was changed for Sky TV
     
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    <laugh> We had this discussion about decorative tissue boxes a while back eh bru ?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yes indeed, you can borrow my bike later if you want ?
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    We did...when I tried to sell you my beaded car covers

    Top o the mornin to ya bru
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    So i bought one of these slow closing toilet seats last week, been having so much fun trying to piss before it comes down.
     
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    Got a poster of the rugby fixtures in front of me, this **** goes on until mid march.
     
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