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  1. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Scumbags
    Anyone that steals from people are the worst of the worst
     
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  2. brb

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    Have a read of this Tel, MSE reckons you shouldn't need gap... https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/car-insurance/gap-insurance/
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Sorry to hear this mate if i hear about any ringers going down my way ill shout ya:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Worth a shot mate, some have apps that communicate when it needs servicing etc and the car is therefore in constant link with the manufacturer via GPS. So ring the dealer and ask the question.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Funnily enough I didn’t take it as a personal attack, they come for the cars and took the cars, and that’s their game. My kids were in the house and I have a Gerber Blade under my bed, so an opportune burglar could have ended up with his head cut off and me doing a long stint in prison.

    Every cloud eh.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    This bit’s funny. I went out to pick up another motor, left my Mrs with the bloke doing new locks round the house and said give him his £365 when he leaves. I come back and she’d managed to add another £240 to the bill asking for brushed nickel handles instead of white <laugh> FML
     
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  7. Tobes

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    If they’re pro’s they’ve only come for the motors.

    Worst piece of advice I’ve ever heard on the subject is ‘take the keys upstairs with you, or stash them upstairs if you’re out’

    A mate of mine got his house ransacked a result of this cracking tip, they only took the keys and his Porsche but they trashed his gaff looking for them.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah the old bill says leave your keys by the front door and they won’t disturb you. Great. Best just leave the engine running for them just in case they hurt the dog when it runs over to lick them.

    Bottom line is the girls are safe and I’m not in prison so no biggie. House is getting sold like.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    It’s only ‘stuff’ at the end of the day, but it’s the intrusion into your home that leaves a mark. Especially for the other half.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Anybody wanna guess what the funniest part is though, go on have a guess...
     
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  11. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Haha, that’s like getting a second butt ****ing of the evening. At least you can still laugh mate.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    They left a LoL note in your shoe rack?
     
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    They left your wallet on the side, that was next to the keys?
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    No it’s way funnier than that. I’m sad but still I have been laughing at this bit all day.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They left two iPhones and left my wallet that was in the same jacket as they found the keys in, but that’s still not the funny part... you wanna know?

    Ok...

    Today is MY BIRTHDAY <laugh>
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I know mate.


    Surprise! :bandit:


    How young are ya today bru?
     
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    Tel tonight

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Happy Birthday Tel, I hope you try and find the bastards, pond life is taking over real life by the day now..

    You share your birthday with my Lollie btw.. hope it all sorts out for you bro..<ok>
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    There was loads of humorous bits to be fair. Like I had bought a load of tubs of them nice chocolate snacks from M&S to take into work for everyone, they were in the boot. <doh>

    I also had an isofix base in there for our £400 car seat, the manufacturer has since gone into liquidation and I can’t get a replacement.

    I’d just put £40 fuel in my Mrs car and £60 in mine the day before.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Mate it’s just materials innit, I won’t be looking back at cars and handbags when I’m an old man, I’ll be looking at my kids and their kids and what I’ve helped build. As much as it’s a pisser, nobody got hurt so I have to be grateful.

    Happy Birthday to Lollie mate, I hope she had a better day than I did. X
     
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