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  1. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Why does Scottish Mickey Mouse no longer use his helicopter?
    It Disney land.
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Fair enough mate. But maybe it’s a good idea if grown men who aren’t youth workers, but who seek out the company of young lads, know that the authorities have half an eye on them?

    Hopefully the bloke’s a harmless eccentric.
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    In cases like this you need to be the authority :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Good luck. He's 6ft 5 and built like a brick ****house.
     
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  5. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    yup, think of the Guy from Green Mile
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    often when he walks in from the gym I ask him

    ‘has Aki bummed you yet?’

    LolZ Dad Bantz
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Just go tooled up innit.
     
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  8. Bodinki

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    Anyone ever watch the show Oz?
    He reminds me of Simon Adebisi from that show....

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    That was ****in superb...used to stay up late watch that.

    Thing about Aki is...he comes across meek...fist bumps n ****...friendly, nods his head at y and walks past but I’m certain that button is still in him it’s about the opportunity...I cd be wrong
     
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  10. Quesadaad

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    I don’t think I’ve ever heard of him actually bumming someone. Just lots of touching arms,legs etc. He is a big bastard though! Could be quite intimidating.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    No I haven’t either tbf

    he’s asked my lad to flex his biceps a few times. Other times he has discussed training methods with him in the Bus station...lol...the man reminds me of Lenny in ‘of mice n Men’...Keep it simple and he’s easy...get him flustered and fk knows what next

    I advice my son to just humour him...it’s worked so far

    Aki is like a pig in **** when a Yoot acknowledges his Training advice...obviously he’s a sandwich short in reality.

    Will keep you all posted on any future incidents
     
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  13. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Thanks for taking an interest
     
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  15. Treble

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    I don't know who it is tbh, never heard of him before and couldn't care less. I did like The Green Mile though. Anyway STFU Bobby!
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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  17. brb

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    Don't be rude to Bobby <whistle>

    Otherwise we'll send Aki round :bandit:
     
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  18. Treble

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    That's just my usual way of saying alright, how's it going Bobby. Bobby knows.

    He wouldn't need to send Aki, he'd just release some 3rd dan ju jitsu on me, kill me from 1000 miles with his bare nipple or some ****. :bandit:
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Shouldn't that be Mickey Moose?

    And he's tae busy, drinking Buckfast whilst telling anyone who'll listen, that he's fae Scotland.
     
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