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Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Blue Prophet, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. Blue Prophet

    Blue Prophet Active Member

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    This might be my last day of posting on here, I suppose you can remember the obnoxious little **** APL who made the Aberfan cracks and posted the **** about N.Ireland?

    Well I've just had a PM from him, and he's coming around to get me tonight <yikes>

    I can switch all the lights off and hide in the cupboard under the stairs,(so he might not find me) and continue posting from my Missus lap top......but I'm scared what am I going to do?

    I've made sure that my will is upto date, and that all my City memorabillia is going to a good home, I will try to keep going for as long as possible, but I fear the end is nigh

    Goodbye fellow Bluebirds, and decent visitors..........it's been great knowing most of you,

    next time tou have a get together raise a glass to my memory <ok>
     
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  2. CityAce

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    How strange, I left a public visitor messages on his member page explaining that I would like to beat the **** out of him and he hasnt even bothered to threaten me back.

    I feel very left out.
     
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  3. Blue Prophet

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    Perhaps he will get to you another time?

    He may have decided to kill us in alphabetical order in which case Bongo Jack will be next then you.

    Perhaps we should all really go and live on a desert island, he wouldn't be able to get us then.

    Do you think if I changed my user name to ZebedeeBluebird or something like that I would get moved down the hit list?
     
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  4. bongojack

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    Proph make a shelter out of EMPTY Brains dark cans then fill said shelter with FULL brains dark and Clarkies and wait untill tonight when a piece of the falling satelite is going to twat him, failing that wait on the corner and twat him your self you and i know you can..then give him my address and i have a bit of advice for him as well :emoticon-0146-punch..<cheers>
     
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    :emoticon-0136-giggl Don't forget your cheese proph. <ok>
     
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  6. CityAce

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    Someone PM him a picture of the pope to really get him wound up. (This will only make sense if you can remember his countless 'Fenian' remarks)
     
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  7. Blue Prophet

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    Bongo

    I know God is good, but this muppet won't get twatted with a bit of satellite,,,,,he's not THAT good <ok>

    I thought about praying for God to zap him,

    then I realised He doesn't work that way, perhaps I should just zap him myself and then pray for forgiveness?
     
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  8. H bomb

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    We'd better paint a few houses and organise a marching band just to make him feel welcome.... then twat him <ok>
    (... or should I change to Z bomb?)

    what a knob! winker.gif
     
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  9. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    I had a run in with a Florist fan who told me he was going to come to Cardiff to shoot me, in his words, "Coz I is a gangsta!!!".

    I suggested he save his money and we meet at the City Ground at our forthcoming away trip. I told him if he asked around the 2,000 City fans there he would find me sooner or later. <doh>

    By the way, nice knowing you Roy!!!
     
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  10. spatcho

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    i just have an image of this guy walking to your house with his i pod on, 2 songs on continuous repeat:

    eye of the tiger & the jaws theme tune
     
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  11. Blue Prophet

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    Andy was he going to shoot you because he was a "gangsta" or because he thought you were ;)
     
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  12. Blue Prophet

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    Unlikely, walking AND listening, I'd be very suprised if this muppet could do two things at once <ok>
     
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  13. bongojack

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    Proph if i'm on his list, i'm available Tuesdays Wednesdays and Thursdays, other than that he'll have to make an appointment, or i could go up to his place at his convenience and TWAT him.plus as i have no soul and undead he really is wasting his time, there's more chance of me casting a shadow or having a reflection.........ps have you noticed you can say TWAT on here and not get censored, good innit...pps...APL...your a C-nuT censor that you M*T*E*F*C*ER
     
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  14. Blue Prophet

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    Bongo

    I think he's going to kill CityAce on Tuesday as he is in S.E. Wales area anyway, I could probably get him to murder you Wednesday or Thursday though......which is easiest for you?
     
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  15. bongojack

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    Proph
    Wednesdays out of the question.forgot i'm doing a gig, thursday will be better as i'll still be stoned and wont feel a thing..,.so just before he does you in apologise for me for messing him about with the availlability dates
     
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  16. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Proph

    What iz it yu iz torking about bro? Iz it coz I is white?
     
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  17. Blue Prophet

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    Youze iz white <yikes> youze been saying youze iz blu
     
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  18. bongojack

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    oo er missus....perhaps his parents should have tried this
     

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  19. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    You got to feel sorry for APL, can't you just buy him a pint of guinness in O'Neils ?
     
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  20. BluefromBridgend

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    Proph

    Iz you dissing I, coz if you iz I iz going to come around and cap you too before dis uder geezer.
     
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