Rangers v Celtic

Faces are red
Teams colour Blue
They used to all sing
Big Jock Knew

Then news came out
Available freely
About a ***** ring
Ran by Gordon Neely

The old bears sang out
"But we called the cops"
Was that strictly true?
Just hold on pops

Their newspaper thanked him
Farewell said the Blues
Its right there in the archives
Of the Rangers News

Their faces turn red now
As they continue to crow
Their legend their hero
From 9 in a row

The facts can be seen
Unless youre a zoomer
But they still harrass Stein
With baseless rumour

They gloated and mocked
With repulsive glee
But the tables been turned now
Though not evidence free

This news has torn them
It has sent many loco
But thanks to liquidation
Its no fault of KNEWCO

 

Mary had a little lamb
Its lips were cherry red
She sent it round to Chris's house
They spent the night in bed

 

Actually rather impressive.

 

Mon wears shorts
ER - dungarees
Dev “seen Walter Smith shout at referees”

 

Lennon wears green
The same colour as his teeth
Ronnie had the roar
But in reality wasn't even good enough for Cowdenbeath
Rodgers abandoned ship and was called a fanny
He loves nothing more than shagging a tranny
But England came calling what was he to do?
He was no doubt aware that Big Jock Knew

 

Aldo’s an Alky
Chapper’s a beast
Big Deek sent Dev a giant meat feast

 

Rose's are red
Mindy's a Tard
With all this deflection
He's trying too hard.

 

Barrie is Tottie
Ciaran - Theo Snelders
Mon’s tiddler mocked
by village elders

 

Nice one @Archers Road

 

Trev says he's 30
He's only a runt
Barrie comes back
Aye stone ya fat cùnt

 

*29

 

I wrote this in the asda pizza queue

 

No chicken or spicy chicken left fyi

 

Asda Toryglen is a belter.

Makes Asda Govan feel like Waitrose

Watfp

 

Celtic are waiting
To see what the rate
Of paying off victims
Of *****s now numbered eight

The say they are seperate
They are not the same
But everyone knows
They are Scotland's shame

Their directors were pocketing
Jim Torbetts dough
And gave him carte blanc
To reap what they sowed

They turned a blind eye
And killed the kids dream
For thirty pieces of silver
Or so it would seem

They put cash before children
Pounds signs before right
Took their club to brink
And slunk off in the night

Now they're fun oot
There's no place to hide
Multiple peados in jail
There's no stopping the tide

But still they deny
Distract and deflect
They're pathetic excuses
All decent folk reject

We know they're not seperate
They were always the same
They can deny all the want
We are aware of their shame.

 

Ooooft. Aldo punches back with a belter.

 

If in doubt
He an avid reader
He supports the sheep
But he's also a rangers cheerleader

 

Just anti-peado you diabetic pape.

 

Definitely not mine. They’ve spelled Rolex wrong.

 

Sure