Common sense, manners & social fo parz

lol, I collect receipts in Sainsbury's for my mum, paid for chistmas dinner.

Congrats on your resuscitation btw.

 

i have never used a coupon in my life.

 

People who talk about their kids and then show pictures of them without asking you if you want to look at their stupid ****ing kids.

People who copy you into emails because they want to show you they’ve done something good. STFU you Beggy ****.

 

People who line up their 8 **** presents and £80 in tenners and photograph it then caption “Lucky Girl. Happy Bithday Me” #TheDrinksAreOnMe #Uggs #PandoraGirl #LushBathBombs #Prosecco #HarvesterMealForTwo #FeelLikeAKardashian

Just die

 

It's not that hard to work out, mate ... go to Customer services and ask them to help you fill out the form

 

What sort of places do you attend for interview where they ask you what your favourite number is bro?

 

Bingo Caller

 

Ffs
Was a joke bru, plus i aint been for an interview for about 4/5 years.
Used to be good at them though never didnt get a job ive been for.

 

Bus conductor

I did this before with someone

 

****s in the cinema who make their popcorn and sweets last THE WHOLE ****IN FILM

 

@Tel be a snapchat pro

 

Wheres @Stan?
I made some shelves today bru, put em up and all.

 

Nosey twats who slow down on motorways to look at any little incident so then it causes a massive traffic jam

 

Looks like it will end well mate.

 

Sucky's gal be checking into A&E tomorrow when the contents of that shelf lands on her head in the night.

 

that is the weirdest shelf I have ever seen in my life.

 

FFS, what's this Delboy's DIY.

 

any weight in the middle and they will come off at a dangerous angle ...

i suspect they're just balancing

 

Thanks guise

 

are they just balanced ?