Common sense, manners & social fo parz

Not sure if already mentioned but drivers who don’t light flash or acknowledge me when I give them way

Mannerz R free Muvfkers

 

Ah Wid, well until she tries to put a collar on me and tells me to polish her shoes, **** that!

 

Submissive

Like to be dominated

 

Perhaps it's a mathematical thing but I'm **** at maths.

 

Yeah but I don't like that type of woman so how would that make me a sub? It makes me the opposite.

 

How bad are you with it?

I **** you not if i had the volume on an odd number she wouldn't rest until it was sorted

 

Mild OCD that's all

bit like

 

Cos you said it was their chance to take over the world. Women.

I didnt mean you like chav birds

 

I'm funny with numbers, for example I like both those numbers so would be happy but if it went on one I'd hate it.

 

PS: it's 'E-cigarettes'

 

I get you. But I didn't like that they could have taken over the world I just said it was an opportunity.

 

I think that's perfectly rational and understand it totally, however I'm a bit well ****ing weird.

 

23s been my favourite number since fowler then carra.

Its pointless but its what i say if asked at a job interviews

 

Might be the same as me then, it's not all about being even it's something else.

 

An interview for what? A bingo caller?

 

I do prefer even numbers though

 

Bus conductor

 

I'll give you an example. So TV remote is easiest.
These are ok.
1
2
5
10
11
15
18
20
21
22
25
28
32

If anyone is interested in maths then work that out. It's probably just me though.

 

Anybody starting a sentence with:

"To be honest..." or including the words "I ain't gonna lie .."

Experience tells me that you are not being honest and you are going to lie