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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    So, watching Deadwater fell.

    I finish it (she's fallen asleep) so I put the golf on.

    I'm watching said golf, she stirs. Golf seems acceptable at this point. She dozes back off, I put Sky Arts on.

    "Who's this" It's the Jam.

    We're not watching this. No, you're not, I am.

    Can we watch something else?

    You've been asleep for an hour.

    I'm not watching this.

    Ok. I'll record it. What shall 'we' watch?

    ....... click through endless channels of utter ****ing ****e.

    Well?

    Ok, I'll put the golf back on. No? The Jam?

    We're not watching this!!!!

    Ok, tell you what, I'll put Mrs Browns Boys on, which neither of us have ever watched, ever.

    This is ****.

    I know.

    I'll put the golf back on then, yes.


    **** off.

    Ok.

    Blow job out of the question?
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    That's so funny, I've had that conversation with Mrs luv. <laugh>
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I've no doubt you have mate!!
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    By the way;

    you wanna cut down on beer or the kids new gear, it's a big decision in a town called......?
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous, you heard of us, official Queensbridge murderers.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Now take these words home and think it through...

    Or the next rhyme I write might be about you!
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Every man for they self in this land we be gunning
    And keep them shook crews running.

    Blud
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Hickory dickory dock,
    the mouse run up the clock.

    blud

    and that

    Bruv
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Banger.

    Soon as you hear those gas clicks, it’s like “Aaaawwww shiiit!”

    Best intro ever in a hip hop song imo.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    STFU Comm
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I'm up before sunrise first to hit the block
    Lil' bad motherfucker with a pocket full of rocks...
     
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  12. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    ?
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Possibly the best tune of all time.
    Absolutely timeless. I played it in the car the other day and my son instantly asked who it was.... he's 10.
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Learned to throw them thangs, get my skinny lil' ass kicked
    Niggas laughed, 'til the first motherfucker got blasted
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s talking about Piskie mate.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Surprised tel and sky aint all over that tbh
     
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    OK . Ta .
     
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  18. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Hell I'm bored . Not been this bad for a while . So bored am on here at 11:15 !
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    "i need money in a major way, time to **** my gurl.. She gettin paid today"
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It’s certainly up there. Never gets old cos it’s not the type of beat that you hammer in the car every day. I’ve had The Chronic on in my car practically all week, Fuk Wit Dre Day was a ****ing savage diss track.
     
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