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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You can get them for free from the pub.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    **** day so far really, only hope is i'm slightly pissed.

    Up bright and early, sent the bairn her pocket money via Western union.

    Went back to bed, was just about to drift of, when something said 'ffs don't waste the day'.

    ****ing hell, wish i'd just slept....Did laundry, hoovered, polished,

    Then got to the kitchen..scrubbed everywhere, bleached the lot, even windowlened the ****ing windows...

    Next was bedroom, changed the bedding, which can be a work off art with a king sized quilt (anyone else struggle here?)

    Then the bathrooom, arghh ffs, it's a wetroom, so sugar soap scrubbing the floor,

    Then back to the kitchen, prepared tonights scran, and also done tomorrows..Whilst necking several cans.

    Did i mention i have a scented candle lite? smells nice @luvgonzo
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. brb

    brb CR250

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    Turn the cover inside out. Grab one bottom corner, then do the same with the other, then while holding both corners, shake the cover down...job done.

    No, I'm not doing your ironing for you!
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> i know how to do it ffs, but kingsize, and i'm like, where's the corners gone.

    Next job is the vertical blinds...ffs.do i just hoy them in the washer?
     
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  6. brb

    brb CR250

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    No idea with vertical blinds, I probably would NOT put them in the washer, but can't say, that's the sort of thing I'd look at and think, leave them alone.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    seems you do just hoy them in the washer, usually rolled up. Warm ironed, then hung when damp.

    We are becoming modern men, we'll get a topknot next, and go looking for some cock/
     
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  8. duggie2000

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    Great career move for him
    Now he can turn up for work on Monday in a dress,, call himself Pippa and he and Hollow can challenge Ant and Dec as the most boring ****s on gay time television
     
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  9. Edelman

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  10. Spurlock

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    70mph Winds expected this weekend

    The worst in the last 7/8 years apparently
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Double Penetration
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    70mph Winds expected this weekend

    The worst in the last 7/8 years apparently
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Not606 Rule #126:

    Sharing girlfriends/partners/wives does not qualify posters to sharing user accounts and posts
     
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  14. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Not with your one , no .
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I cheated, there was Mahou in there.
     
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  16. Stan

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    I feel like ****. Going to drink whisky and eat a spicy curry. Blast the ****ing germs out.
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You guys won't believe what happened to me last night. Such a bizarre night!
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Go on then......
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Gotta drive to Luton in this weather tomorrow. :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This.
     
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