1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

Page 1929 of 4176
  1. brb

    brb CR250

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2013
    Messages:
    76,429
    Likes Received:
    73,862
    Counselling even <laugh>
     
    #38561
    brb, Feb 5, 2020
    luvgonzo likes this.
  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2017
    Messages:
    5,529
    Likes Received:
    11,016
    Sounds like a brave girl.
    Defo takes after her mother.
     
    #38562
    Quesadaad, Feb 5, 2020
    Munson owns Fosse, Spurlock, PINKIE and 1 other person like this.
  3. brb

    brb CR250

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2013
    Messages:
    76,429
    Likes Received:
    73,862
    How do you know Luv's wife? :bandit:
     
    #38563
    brb, Feb 5, 2020
    Quesadaad and luvgonzo like this.
  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,807
    Likes Received:
    68,552
    Probably got her number from @Libby after his visit.
     
    #38564
    luvgonzo, Feb 5, 2020
    Spurlock, Libby, Quesadaad and 1 other person like this.
  5. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2017
    Messages:
    5,529
    Likes Received:
    11,016
    I just followed the smell of fragranced candles :biggrin:
     
    #38565
    Quesadaad, Feb 5, 2020
    Libby, PINKIE, BobbyD and 2 others like this.
  6. brb

    brb CR250

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2013
    Messages:
    76,429
    Likes Received:
    73,862
    <laugh>
     
    #38566
    brb, Feb 5, 2020
  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    105,764
    Likes Received:
    84,937
    Did she break your jaw too? :bandit:
     
    #38567
    Sucky, Feb 5, 2020
    Spurlock, Quesadaad, brb and 1 other person like this.
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    36,466
    Likes Received:
    21,262
    Sounds like malnourishment. Is she eating healthy portions at mealtimes?

    Oh...right...
     
    #38568
    Toby, Feb 5, 2020
    JakartaToon, Munson owns Fosse, Spurlock and 5 others like this.
  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,807
    Likes Received:
    68,552
    You all know that you're ****s right? :biggrin:
     
    #38569
    luvgonzo, Feb 5, 2020
    Munson owns Fosse, Spurlock, Tel (they/them) and 5 others like this.
  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    105,764
    Likes Received:
    84,937
    Ill let them all know luv:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
    #38570
    Sucky, Feb 5, 2020
    luvgonzo likes this.

  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    124,732
    Likes Received:
    72,792
    You lot are all ****s.
     
    #38571
    PINKIE, Feb 5, 2020
  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    61,295
    Likes Received:
    55,497
    Broken jaw, has she been round to Sweats for some Toad In The Hole by any chance?

    Hope she’s better soon bro, nowt worse than seeing your kids unwell. X
     
    #38572
    Tel (they/them), Feb 5, 2020
    Sweats, Spurlock and luvgonzo like this.
  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    75,080
    Likes Received:
    91,322
    My boy turns 18 today, I told him

    ‘You’re 18 now bruv, means you gotta be smarter when you’re slapping them hoes around. You can get in grown up trouble now, happy Birthday, son’
     
    #38573
    Spurlock, Feb 6, 2020
    Commachio likes this.
  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,807
    Likes Received:
    68,552
    That should be in the Sexism thread.
     
    #38574
    luvgonzo, Feb 6, 2020
    Spurlock likes this.
  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,807
    Likes Received:
    68,552
    Massive fat girl sat next to me on the train, I've refused to budge up but my left arm is getting numb now.
     
    #38575
    luvgonzo, Feb 6, 2020
    Spurlock and Tel (they/them) like this.
  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    124,732
    Likes Received:
    72,792
    Trailing edge of Ciara’s swell hitting the coast down here. Surf was ****ing pumping today ! Gonna get massive and out of control over the weekend mind.

    B7C32D30-CA4E-4DA3-89F6-467A6BF0986D.jpeg
     
    #38576
    PINKIE, Feb 6, 2020
    Spurlock, BobbyD and Libby like this.
  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    61,295
    Likes Received:
    55,497
    You still alive bro?
     
    #38577
    Tel (they/them), Feb 6, 2020
    luvgonzo likes this.
  18. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2015
    Messages:
    32,505
    Likes Received:
    29,076
    try doing a huge fart or if that doesn't work just pick your nose & flick bogies around
    PS this obviously only applies if it aint the train you use every day <laugh>
     
    #38578
    Solid Air 2, Feb 6, 2020
    luvgonzo likes this.
  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,807
    Likes Received:
    68,552
    Ridiculous size on the ****er. Proper beast.
     
    #38579
    luvgonzo, Feb 6, 2020
  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    92,685
    Likes Received:
    43,151
    Looks great.Really great. A sea with waves, whatever next.
     
    #38580
    Commachio, Feb 6, 2020
Page 1929 of 4176

Share This Page