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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    no i simply ignored her today ... others sniffing around her... saw her flicking her hair, so i laughed and shook my head...

    thats my first play
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Sounds like you saw some alphas circling and knew you never had a chance tbh mate.

    And that's fine, some people have no game.
     
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    its the ones they think they cant get that they want


    never be too keen


    i know what im doing
     
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  4. Bodinki

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    Sounds like some Attenborough type **** going on in the gym.....

    "As the female flaunts her body, several males begin vying for her attention, including Chaos.
    But it soon becomes apparent that this much sought after female, will attract too much competition from the larger males, in order for our boy to compete"
     
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  5. Sucky

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    <laugh><laugh><applause>

    Obviously read it in an Attenborough voice:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Cmon mate, shes already given her number to 3 of those dudes.

    Bangin pussy waits for no man
     
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    <laugh>

    i know she like me ..

    kept arriving next to me ..
    flicking her hair... adjusting herself and removed her top ..

    so i ignored her


    now she will be down on herself and will be delighted when i approach<diva>
     
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    Me too, sounded pretty legit
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    be the one they want you to be.

    a **** that makes her doubt herself.
     
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    im a pro
     
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    Really dont sound like it tbh mate.

    Sounds like youll need to be purchasing a pro to have some sex
     
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    The real man thing to do would have been to Flex a likkle then load up some 20’s...about 4 on each side...then flex a bit more hopefully by then she has gone but she will have noticed how you was ready to do a big lift

    she would have been blasting that Dildo out tonight picturing Chaos had he done that...instead he jus made himself look like a pervert with no game but plenty tissues
     
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    trust me

    now when i strike i will go in leaving it all on the line .no ****s given

    what i did today laid the foundations for such an approach
     
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  16. Women like it when you stand in front of them and casually scratch your balls. Keep it understated, like you don’t really care.

    To her, you will seem strong and determined, but carefree with it.

    They love that, the ladies.
     
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    Doesnt sound like you gon' be getting laid at all , bruh!

    If she removed her top and was giving you signals, and you ignored her, all thats gonna do is make her think your a batty!
     
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    Not even joking here, but this reads like hiag wrote it. Are you the hiag of pussy? Just a wind up?
     
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    i was killing the gym and dancing around the bag like a pro.

    she saw a focussed driven and well formed individual ...not a desperate man like the others ...
     
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  20. The Kleenex King.
     
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