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Sounds like you saw some alphas circling and knew you never had a chance tbh mate.

And that's fine, some people have no game.
Sounds like some Attenborough type **** going on in the gym.....

"As the female flaunts her body, several males begin vying for her attention, including Chaos.
But it soon becomes apparent that this much sought after female, will attract too much competition from the larger males, in order for our boy to compete"
 
Sounds like some Attenborough type **** going on in the gym.....

"As the female flaunts her body, several males begin vying for her attention, including Chaos.
But it soon becomes apparent that this much sought after female, will attract too much competition from the larger males, in order for our boy to compete"
<laugh><laugh><applause>

Obviously read it in an Attenborough voice:emoticon-0148-yes:
 
Sounds like some Attenborough type **** going on in the gym.....

"As the female flaunts her body, several males begin vying for her attention, including Chaos.
But it soon becomes apparent that this much sought after female, will attract too much competition from the larger males, in order for our boy to compete"

<laugh>

i know she like me ..

kept arriving next to me ..
flicking her hair... adjusting herself and removed her top ..

so i ignored her


now she will be down on herself and will be delighted when i approach<diva>
 
<laugh>

i know she like me ..

kept arriving next to me ..
flicking her hair... adjusting herself and removed her top ..

so i ignored her


now she will be down on herself and will be delighted when i approach<diva>
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The real man thing to do would have been to Flex a likkle then load up some 20’s...about 4 on each side...then flex a bit more hopefully by then she has gone but she will have noticed how you was ready to do a big lift

she would have been blasting that Dildo out tonight picturing Chaos had he done that...instead he jus made himself look like a pervert with no game but plenty tissues
 
Really dont sound like it tbh mate.

Sounds like youll need to be purchasing a pro to have some sex


trust me

now when i strike i will go in leaving it all on the line .no ****s given

what i did today laid the foundations for such an approach
 
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no i simply ignored her today ... others sniffing around her... saw her flicking her hair, so i laughed and shook my head...

thats my first play


Women like it when you stand in front of them and casually scratch your balls. Keep it understated, like you don’t really care.

To her, you will seem strong and determined, but carefree with it.

They love that, the ladies.
 
trust me

now when i strike i will go in leaving it all on the line .no ****s given

what i did today laid the foundations for such an approach

Doesnt sound like you gon' be getting laid at all , bruh!

If she removed her top and was giving you signals, and you ignored her, all thats gonna do is make her think your a batty!
 
trust me

now when i strike i will go in leaving it all on the line .no ****s given

what i did today laid the foundations for such an approach
Not even joking here, but this reads like hiag wrote it. Are you the hiag of pussy? Just a wind up?
 
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The real man thing to do would have been to Flex a likkle then load up some 20’s...about 4 on each side...then flex a bit more hopefully by then she has gone but she will have noticed how you was ready to do a big lift

she would have been blasting that Dildo out tonight picturing Chaos had he done that...instead he jus made himself look like a pervert with no game but plenty tissues


i was killing the gym and dancing around the bag like a pro.

she saw a focussed driven and well formed individual ...not a desperate man like the others ...
 
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