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  1. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Cant they just chop their arms off ?
     
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  2. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Nissan's gonna **** off soon ain't they ?
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    The lights were on last time I drove past so it’s grand.
     
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  4. brb

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    I like this idea for early release.

    Serve only half your sentence, you lose both arms.

    Serve 3/4 of your sentence, lose one arm.

    Serve all your sentence, lose no arms.

    Commit a crime after only half a sentence and the lose of two arms, then you lose both legs as well.

    Commit a crime after 3/4 of a sentence, lose the other arm and one leg.

    Commit a crime after serving your whole sentence, tap tap.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Anybody being released from prison for terror related offences should be shot in the back of their heads on their walk towards the exit gate.

    Mitigate all risk.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Wild down here today ....



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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I am now <laugh>
     
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  9. Stan

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    Bit racist.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've got a black step aunt so it's ok.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Just started planning this year's trip to Wales. Gonna head up Anglesey way for a couple of nights so can do Snowdonia and then head down the west coast towards Pembrokeshire.

    Any tips on any little gems and/or places to avoid? @luvgonzo @Chief
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Don't go to Holyhead but this area is really nice.

    https://www.visitanglesey.co.uk/en/things-to-do/activities/trearddur-bay/#.XjgSq0f7Ts4

    Plenty of places to eat and drink.

    Bit more out of the way then is Harlech Beach as you come down the coast but that is a bit of a cultural one, really quite with an old castle there.

    Further down then is Barmouth, plenty of hotels and bars again and a bit more lively.

    Aberystwyth then is a student town and worth a visit.

    Then Pembrokshire has loads of nice places. Long trip though.

    Avoid Rhyl.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Luvvy is the welsh tourism coordinator <laugh>
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This isn't free, I get a fee for each place he visits.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Pm me the details mate ill buy one :bandit:
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Cheers luv, why avoid Holyhead, ****ty seaside town?

    Harlech looks pretty decent so will definitely give that a go, castle looks pretty impressive.

    And yeah it's quite a long trip but should be a laugh, only plan on booking 1/2 nights at beginning and end and finding the rest as we go along.


    And yeah I'll definitely avoid Rhyl lol, is that Matthew land?
     
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  18. Chief

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    Do you intend to reach Anglesey or just stop at Snowdonia? Personally, i'd say Llyn peninsula far more worth a visit than Anglesy but that's just my opinion.

    You planning on going up a mountain? Or have you got your little 'un so something a bit more sedate?

    On the way down, I'd agree Harlech is a nice place with a castle (and fantastic golf course but that's probs not your intention).

    Then Newquay is a very nice little harbour with plenty to do. Aberaeron is a bit foodie and the beach isn't great but you could always call in for a look. Wouldn't bother with Aberytswyth.

    Into Pembs; go to Solva and/or Little Haven. Barafundle is a must see day on the beach, absolutely superb, and then you have to go to Tenby for a visit.

    I could plan your trip mate, I wouldn't charge much!
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    That would be me mate.

    I'm not even fookin' Welsh either.
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    @Libby I agree and it'll make the trip a bit shorter.
     
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