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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    10 times worse when it’s dry. You got off lightly
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  3. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Can't really say I know much about her apart from she won the lottery and is a Hibs supporting slag. Seemingly that makes her a "socialite" <doh>
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    She only won a million.
    Ciaran wants to pump her :laugh:
     
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  6. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    She's fkin howlin and 20 times better looking than our resident bint Tina who slid into my DMs and wanted me to fanny-fist her in front of her son.

    True story.
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You wouldn't pump dirty Jane Parks?

    Aye right <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Feb 3, 2020
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Anycunt know how to get a National Insurance number which doesn't take the ****s 15 working days to send it out?
     
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    Ciaran, Feb 3, 2020
  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Why?
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    My son lost it the prick
     
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    Ciaran, Feb 3, 2020
  11. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    If he works, or as, it will be on a payslip ...
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Feb 3, 2020
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tell him to phone HMRC where he will get a lovely guy called Brian from Bangladesh. Give Brian all his details and ask him for his Ni number.

    Wee C's that is, not Brians
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 3, 2020
  13. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Download HMRc app
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Feb 3, 2020
  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Or he can also go online and make up a HMRC account. Mind you I don't know if he'll need his Ni number to do that.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 3, 2020
  15. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    They won't tell you over the phone ...
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Feb 3, 2020
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It was them that sent it out, upto 15 working days.
     
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    Ciaran, Feb 3, 2020
  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Only collects glasses off the books at weekends, his college have it maybe?
     
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    Ciaran, Feb 3, 2020
  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well then, he's fùcked.

    Silly cùnt.

    Didn't you tell him his national insurance number was important? What kind of a parent are you ffs.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 3, 2020
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  19. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Aye , maybe...
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    His college will have it if he's applied for any bursaries or such like.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 3, 2020
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