We have not really got anywhere where you can post things (F1 related) that do not merit or are worth an actual article. So here it is. If this is a bad idea/pointless then feel free mods to mercilessly delete this thread.
Apparently Vettel got given his RB6 last year after winning the WDC and he has been promised his RB7 this year when he win the WDC again!
Adrian Newey has said that next years Red Bull will "amaze" their rivals. Sounds foreboding . Normally I would just say it is hyperbole, but this is Adrian Newey so "amazing" is really to be expected.
or a sign reading ' you won't be able to read this once the lights go out'. or 'if you can read this my design didn't work'
Maybe on Vettel's wing it could read "Stay where you are Mark". And on Webber's wing it could say: "F**k you Seb".