What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Does ronny nkow?

 

****ed it.

 

schlem waiting for his dinner...

 

Bobby says it comes when ready

 

**** @Comm was gonna wipe my phat hairy arse with you, you mackem **** but I is ****faced. Happy ma krm **** you macjrm ****.

 

after all that. I made some burgers.

Mushrooms. Bacon . Strong cheese. And some random sauce.

 

Wtf is strong cheese? Has it just bench pressed tel?

 

Bananas. It's like mega strong. Cut to ****, but not burned.

 

Still not sure

 

I put my Bunsen burner on a low heat for the sausages. Where as you went full regard. Like napalm.

 

Ffs. You’ve said bananas for strong cheese...

Now I’m full regard.


You had a stroke? Not the good kind.

 

Best regards..

I'm off to shop for a flamethrower

 

If you need some bananas I can send you my regards. Whilst assimilating knives and hovering sausages over an effigy of Susan Boyle.

 

Hovering sausages?

Like sticking it up in the air, and shouting 'get some;

Send it to Heathrow like a Drone?

 

Was thinking more along the lines of enchanting a poster of Patrick Stewart then vibrating some cashews

 

Lost me..But roasted cashews sound ok.

Although iwas dropped off a tin of quality street and a box of Lindt choc 2 days ago.


I opened the first, 15 chocs ffs...i did them with a cuppa.

 

This is why i dont sit with drunk people at party's.

 

Usually yeh tbh

 

As soon as you wrote it, made me think of that song