The morning after.

No
Do the research you lazy ****

 

Yeah why dont you just **** off

 

Wow same as me...

Shame i don't have a Mac and a Portfollio of not606 users i can stalk.

Mind in your leafy little village, probably the best you can hope for, is a bit off drive by.

 

To where?

 

Am I lucky enough to be the target of your drunken rant this evening Comm?

Edit: I use a regular laptop not a Mac. I also don’t live in a village. I’d like to.

 

you precious darling.

Not at all.

But let's get things clear for a moment... I often read in the mornings, but don't post...I see lots off posts, and some sneaky ones, well be you also..

So don't be a bitch if i post a lot later..I have a memory also.

 

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

My Grandma's family was scottish, do I get a passport too?

what colour will it be?

 

Have you ever been raped by a guy in a black shirt?

 

I did. Google maps said...

You been talking to Julian, he's a tit.

 

Only in an alleyway. they wore hoodies,ad stunk off kebabs

 

Dae ye ****.

If you make more than 30 grand a year you will be considered.

That's more than you deserve tbf.

 

Well yer probably a Proddy then.

 

Oh I see

don't join the EU then, cos they'll be coming over the border with 30 ****ing pence and a job lined up in some berry field.

Can you grow berries in that cold wasteland?

 

Hey only 19 more overtime shifts a year, and i can apply

 

Och you're an honorary Jock Comm. The years you spent getting battered in Arbroath gives you special dispensation.

 

Where ever you want corporal **** wit

 

Ohh edgy

 

Ahem. Richard Burton.

 

im in