What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

You punch em I'll get em.

 

Not sure what it is but I like it. But then I'm 3 cans and 2 bottles of wine in so I'd munch any old ****e

 

Sorry that's hordes you punch. Dogs you ****.. all flavour I guess

 

It started as mince and onions. But expanded

 

Any chance you could rearrange that jumble of words to make a sentence?

 

Christ, you cracked on early doors mate.

 

Only needs one. Hordes to horses.

 

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15:00 on match days. Hammering it on Fridays also. 2 days a week I get bladdered.

I thunk it will save. Y marrigs

 

Never understood takeaways. Take 5 minutes to prepare burgers. And do them the size you want

 

And you quesstioned my sentences.

 

That's not a word.

 

Looks burnt.



needs another hour.

 

It is in my head. And this phone..

Mind I don't think my laptop is gonna make much difference at this point

 

Mate, my daughter is loving it an Sunderland University. Got herself a mackem boyfriend. Nowt I can do about that ffs

 

She'll be living on cheesy chips in no time

 

What the fooking hell have you done to that!

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I've just discovered how sharp my knives are. Even the ****ing bread knife. Cutting a bun in half.


Have i ever mentioned my knives

 

Those pigs still look alive....need longer cooking.

 

Nothing. It's in a gravy ya ****ing pasta eating *****.

 

Fook sake, I have a kip for a few hours and in that time Comm has managed to furnace blast a casserole, and he thinks the toad in the hole is cooked when the little pigs look the same colour as when they went in.