Transfer Rumours January Transfer rumours

I might just put him in my FF team.

 

Great stuff, always good to get a player who is a life long supporter

 

Thank **** he a plastic United fan

 

I can sense the relief you're not playing us again after this signing Sucky.

 

STFU Sucky, i told you it's wheelie bins

 

Awkward

 

I waa hoping no one would notice

 

HIAG will be crying into his Spamtabix in the morning when he reads who turned down his beloved Spurs.

 

six to eight extra goals between now and end of season could just about take us to top four so he either needs to improve on that or Bruno needs to take up the slack.

 

Would be lolz if by this time next week the utd squad is in quarantine

 

Word of the week

 

If united fans were told on Wednesday night that Ighalo was gonna be their striker signing they'd have gone mental... tonight they all be like

 

Would be even funnier if Klopp got eaten by a killer whale.

 

Both our signings turned down Spurs.

One of your two signings was rejected by us before going to Spurs

 

Stfu tel

 

He scored goals for Watford, he should be able to get the odd goal for United. I don’t expect him to get the golden boot or whatever it is Spurs fans prioritise as their main target every season.

 

I still can't get my head around anyone even thinking of him, two top PL teams going for him has blown my mind.


Gotta go, got a wheelie bin to burn.

 

please log in to view this image

He's the new Roy Keane.

 

Looks like we’re gonna have to beat City with no striker.

Piece of piss.

 

There's a whale in the Thames estuary right now, not sure if it's a killer though